porridge stirring

To go where another man has boldy gone before

A: Dude, you jammed your little man in her flange?
B: Absafuckinlutely!
A: You stirred my porridge!
B: What?

(For those not paying attention, B is cuntstruck)

by Anonymous November 06, 2003

Magging

1. Vomiting (see wordmagged/word
2. Screwing something up

I'd carry him home, but he's too busy magging in the toilet
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Man, I just magged that test!

by Anonymous May 18, 2003

sapphic

Literally of or for Sappho. Lesbian/ism.

The two girls enjoyed the delights of sapphic lovemaking.

by Anonymous August 14, 2003

Internet

an unstoppable portable porn factory..

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

ghettostank

also your mama.

it explains itself.

by Anonymous April 09, 2003

Haku Machente

Means, "The Scorpion King has a tiny ding-a-ling!"

by Anonymous August 16, 2003

desqzel

a close friend or family member who is also an attorney. complex encapsulation of abbreviated version of formal 'esquire'. likely to be perforated by russian mafia.

hold your horses, my desqzel is on the way and we'll get it all straightened out.

by Anonymous August 22, 2003