metric shitload

a spin off term derived from "metric assload". someone heard a person say "metric assload" thought it was a cool phrase forgot the phrase then tried to use the phrase but didn't know it so they came up with metric shitload.
It is unclear whether the Metric Load or Fukton scale scale of measurement came first so both are acceptable in most countries.
dude, it's not a metric shitload...it's clearly a metric assload...i mean you see how it's spilling over right there...yea into that hole right there...anyway that part clearly makes it an assload.
by Anonymous June 16, 2003
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Seductressize

1) A style of 'dance' that is a 'fusion' of striptease, any number of moves from Carmen Electra's 'Aerobic Striptease' instructional DVDs, and some props and costumes.

Technically, this is not a style of dance by any means, however, sex sells and some people who are desperate to get themselves on the market, will slap any description on something if they think it will bring in the 'buyer'.

2) A word that tends to elicit a very angry reaction from REAL bellydancers. Real bellydancers do NOT like to be associated with stripping or striptease in any way, shape, or form.

3) Something women who can't seem to grasp the concept of any other form of physical activity, are very drawn to.
Woman 1: Hey! Wanna come take this funky pole dancing striptease class with me at the local bellydance studio?
Woman 2: You mean... Seductressize?
Woman 1: Yeah! We can like, learn to strip for our boyfriends, and like, burn off the cheesecake and celery we ate for lunch at the same time!
Woman 2: You are like... so smart.
by anonymous July 16, 2006
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HG-8

an black ops organization whose main purpose is to further protect ciivilization from a nuclear holocaust. for more info go 2 xanga.com and look for kingseizure
because of the formation of HG-8, the planet is protected from any type of biological, chemical, or nuclear attack.
by anonymous March 05, 2005
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Warning Shot

1. The firing off of a shot from a gun to warn someone you are about to kill them.
Best used when aimed at the head.
... and he did it again so I got the shotgun off the wall and fired off 2 warning shots... in his head
by Anonymous April 03, 2003
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jack off

to do nothing productive -- to waste time -- shoot the shit poop around dick around
I didn't complete the assignment. I was just jacking off the whole time he gave us to complete it
by Anonymous October 29, 2002
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spa

Word used in conjunction with the phrase "you knows it."
by Anonymous December 09, 2002
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