Definitions by AnOnYmOuS

doof 

A dufus/doofus, a foolish person.

Don't let him in. That doofy-ass fuck's too big of a doof to hang out around here.

doof by Anonymous November 8, 2002

Jag 

A jag-off, a Jagster or Jack off. Someone who's goofy, worthless & weak.

Get that jag outta here, I won't have him messing up my night.

Jag by Anonymous November 8, 2002

duckets 

Tickets to an event

I got a couple of duckects to the game

duckets by Anonymous November 7, 2002

teh suck 

Something which is unimpressive.

dude that site is teh suck

teh suck by Anonymous November 7, 2002

splork 

to ejaculate or an ejaculate

No splorking on others!
Keep your splork to yourself

splork by Anonymous November 7, 2002

runt

diminutive
the smallest (usually animal in a litter)

He was the runt of the litter.

runt by Anonymous November 7, 2002

splooch 

the odd sound made by a large rock when it strikes water at a right angle.

The rock made a splooching sound when it hit the water.

splooch by Anonymous November 7, 2002