texcellent

Excellent in the same way Texas is not to be messed with.

That's a pretty texcellent cowboy hat you've got there, pardner.

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

Happy Noodle Boy

A stick figure, drawn by Jhonen Vasquez, who goes off in incoherent rants. He usually gets killed, only to come back to life in the next comic. A precursor to South Park's Kenny?

God... what a horrible little stickman.

by Anonymous November 08, 2003

skwishy

A male's penis when it's not erected

"Look at his skwishy! It's so tiny!!"

by anonymous February 18, 2005

LiveJournal

A place to bitch, moan, and whine about your miserable existence and/or go around harassing and slandering other people where the entire free world can read it. Cause' telling someone how you feel, to their face, is too hard for most people these days. On the Internet, everyone has the courage to cross lines they would normally not even get close to in the real world.

Person 1: OH LOOK! Jane is slandering me in her LiveJournal again. And the entry is public.
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: We had a disagreement.
Person 2: Yeah. Looks like it. I guess she's just too much of a pussy to deal with you in person.
Person 1: Yup.

by anonymous September 25, 2005

rudehouse

Someone who is acting particularly rude or mean.

Stop hitting me you rudehouse!

by Anonymous April 29, 2004

Nerd

Someone who gets straight A's. Or actually TRIES in school. I'm a "math nerd." If you believe in labels, that is.....most people in my school would rather be a prep than a nerd. I believe the opposite. Nerds have a little "group" at school and we talk about cool stuff. Like computers, math, and science. (okay maybe some people may think we're weird.) Most "nerds" like math, science, and getting grades. Most "nerds" like school. Geeks are wanna-be-nerds. Don't confuse us with them. Heh heh. Just kidding.....or am I? A lot of them are also really hott.....lol. Don't get me wrong, I'm not a stereotypical nerd, as are not many nerds are. Most nerds wear supposedly "preppy" clothes with cool glasses (they are not the ugly thick black kind).

*sigh* that nerd is so hott.....

by Anonymous October 15, 2006

Conserve School

1. A hole in the Northwoods where teenagers go to learn about the environment, although that normally just means "walks" in the woods.
2. A place with no civil liberties.

Conserve School is the shiznit, y'all.

by anonymous February 09, 2005