funness

The essence of fun

Super Smash Bros. is funness at its finest.

by Andrew October 02, 2003

arqa

brantfordian description for wallpaper differnt types of wallpaper

hey look at this arqa emma!

by andrew December 02, 2004

just good friends

Dating code-talk for "You're not good enough for me or any of my friends, chump. Get bent!"

—Andrew, we're just good friends, right?
—Arrgggh!

by Andrew July 14, 2004

willacy

A word of advant morallity used in the language vealigo as a meaning of extream sexual excitement

Willacy is inside of me and ready to implode in you

'Book of Vealigo phases cptr 1'

by Andrew March 07, 2005

Ass Bread

A long, sticky gooey crap that takes forever to get out of you anus and requires about half a roll of toilet paper to wipe up afterwards (in may even require a re-wipe later). It has the consistency and texture of Play-Doh being pumped out of that extruder thing-a-ma-jig. Ass bread makes you want to never take a shit again. Ass bread is the antithesis of Ass Nuggets and Ass Potatoes.

I was at a bar talking with this really hot chick when I had to take a dump. Wouldn't you know, it turned out to be the worst load of ass bread I've ever had. Why couldn't it have been just a few ass nuggets or potatoes?!I was gone so long when I finally got done she had left. Damn I HATE ass bread!

by Andrew June 16, 2006

hoe

a garden tool used for picking weeds.

ive got a dirty old hoe in my garden

by andrew May 28, 2005

Tongue Worms

hairs, pubic or other that you find stuck to, or wrapped around your tongue.

I think she must be malting or something. When I finished, my mouth was full of tongue worms.

by andrew March 11, 2004