cootch

pussy; female genitalia

"Andy get's all the COOTCH he wants."

by andy April 09, 2003

cabbaged

Dear Editors: I sent this in before but without a valid email address, since I need to post an email to get published, I have reposted.

(UK) Inebriated, usually as a result of consuming too much cannabis, although it can apply to a state of severe (though not particularly unpleasant) intoxication from various drinks and drugs. See monged.

Etymoligy: To be "cabbaged" is to be in a self-imposed "vegetative state" Geddit?

(annoying cockney accent) "...So 'Erbert came round, and we smoked up a couple of pure skunk cones and got compeltely fackin' cabbaged... it was wicked, blindin', sorted..." etc, etc, etc...

by Andy April 02, 2005

muff huffer

one who partakes in the huffing of muff.

He huffed my muff all night long.

by andy February 07, 2005

Flint Fireforge

a dwarf in the book series dragonlance. good friend of Tanis half-elven

flint was a good metalsmith

by andy September 15, 2004

single barreled pump action protein rifle

The male reproductive organ which is often refered to as the penis, wang, cock, dick, knob

dont make me cap you with my single barreled pump action protein rifle

by Andy July 25, 2004

glee club

A clique or in-crowd.

"They're all in the same glee club together, fuck 'em."
Or:
"I don't wanna be in that poxy glee club anyway."
etc, etc, etc

by Andy March 05, 2007

hoe hoe hoe

Someone who sneaks down people's chimneys and then fucks them.

Santa Claus is a hoe hoe hoe.

by Andy April 19, 2004