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Closet Monster

A closet monster is someone who puts down someone else for doin drugs, mean while staying in a closet or bathroom or closed in area hiding their own drug use.
These hypocritical bastards are a special kind of stupid and should be put down immediately. These closet monsters are normally named Derrick ,Micah ,or Craig.
When doin drugs, be weary of Closet Monsters?
by Amy Jae August 25, 2019
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begging bagwhore

One who proceeds to beg another to trade sex for drugs. They do not care who it is, they will beg anyone to get their next fix.

A ugly pathetic drug addict who begs to do tricks for treats.
That Michelle is always being a begging bagwhore, she should just get a job and her own man.
by Amy Jae January 4, 2019
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Hillbilly Bagwhore

A hillbilly bagwhore is one who performs oral sex on other people s men for drugs! They love the swampy areas most , it reminds them of their ass!

These are filthy creatures ! Very thin and pale looking , dark circles around the eyes from lack of sleep and smoking dope! Smells terrible from not showering ! These nasty monsters never shower or keep home and that’s why they typically lose their young!

A hillbilly bagwhore only has one thing on her mind! Sucking off married men and smoking their dope!!

No man will ever sleep with one of these filthy beasts as their vaginas are tainted and full of crust!
While on the bank of Sellers Lake, a wild hillbilly BagWhore named Martha Mae emerges to get her fix !
by Amy Jae August 12, 2019
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LawBirds

The definition of LawBirds is simply this;

When you’re extremely high or twacked out your skull and see the police everywhere! You see so many that they start looking like flying birds? LawBirds
This one time Jason Went screaming and running down the road thinkin then LawBirds was after him!
by Amy Jae December 10, 2022
mugGet the LawBirdsmug.

Britch

Somewhere between my homie and a bitch...youre my britch...
You're such a fucking britch!!!
by Amy Jae November 25, 2019
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Choopie

Choopie-(choooo-pee)
A choopie is a person who is small-minded n gets upset very easily when under pressure. They tense up like them fainting retarded goats! Only this is a person. ( Same retarded nature tho) These people have extremely high pitched loud voices and seem to talk extremely fast!!! They almost sound like chihuahuas barking at your ankles. They talk so fast that they find themselves out of breath within seconds of barking!! Then that causes other people lose their breath from anxiety. These Choopies can also go by the names Allysa, Brandi, Eric, or Ian.
I hope I don't see any Choopie's named Allysa at the Walmarts!
by Amy Jae January 3, 2020
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Ten speed

Ten Speed is a name you call a person who is always going fast! Whether on drugs or always in a hurry!!
Someone needs to talk to that ten speed crackhead over there!!
by Amy Jae April 16, 2024
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