Definitions by Amy Christ
Poop Docking
Poop Docking by Amy Christ January 13, 2011
balls
adj. meaning extremely, or incredibly
used to emphasize extremes in a situation
it is balls cold outside!
used to emphasize extremes in a situation
it is balls cold outside!
that bitch's vag was balls dirty! i told her to put her pants back on and dont sit on my furniture.
I was balls wasted and threw a chair through a 13th floor hotel room window!
those twins look balls alike. i say "you want ice cream cone?" they BOTH say yes.
I was balls wasted and threw a chair through a 13th floor hotel room window!
those twins look balls alike. i say "you want ice cream cone?" they BOTH say yes.
balls by Amy Christ March 7, 2008
balls
it is balls cold outside!
that bitch's vag was balls dirty! i told her to put her pants back on and dont sit on my furniture.
I was balls wasted and tried picking up my physics teacher at the bar not even realizing it!
those twins look balls alike. i say "you want ice cream cone?" they BOTH say yes.
that bitch's vag was balls dirty! i told her to put her pants back on and dont sit on my furniture.
I was balls wasted and tried picking up my physics teacher at the bar not even realizing it!
those twins look balls alike. i say "you want ice cream cone?" they BOTH say yes.
balls by Amy Christ March 5, 2008
gaffle pirately
my friends dragged me to some fuckstick's house so i entertained myself by gaffling his CD collection pirately.
i wish i were reading the newspaper right now but it was gaffled pirately off of the lawn.
i thought i was buying acid but got gaffled pirately. it was fuckin fake.
im gonna gaffle pirately this shirt from the store.
i wish i were reading the newspaper right now but it was gaffled pirately off of the lawn.
i thought i was buying acid but got gaffled pirately. it was fuckin fake.
im gonna gaffle pirately this shirt from the store.
gaffle pirately by Amy Christ December 20, 2007
skirtlifter
skirtlifter by Amy Christ December 20, 2007
alpha male syndrome
noun: psychological ailment when a guy always has to push or boss others around, start fights, talk shit, make himself the center of attention, assume responsibility for anyone else's triumph while also pushing the blame for his fuck-ups onto others.
"hey Cara, whatever happened to you and Bill?"
"Oh, he's cute but he has a roaring case of alpha male syndrome. all he does is talk about how awesome he thinks he is at everything and he never let me choose where we'd hang out at night. plus he punched my sister's boyfriend in the face for asking me what time it was."
"damn. what a fucking chode."
"Oh, he's cute but he has a roaring case of alpha male syndrome. all he does is talk about how awesome he thinks he is at everything and he never let me choose where we'd hang out at night. plus he punched my sister's boyfriend in the face for asking me what time it was."
"damn. what a fucking chode."
alpha male syndrome by Amy Christ October 29, 2007
Eddy
the perfect taunt when someone displays their lack of grace or intelect: "Nice one, Eddy. Way to show 'em how it's done. Pull any more shit like that and i'm buying you a helmet with 'retard x-ing' on the front."
Eddy by Amy Christ May 1, 2005