Unload at both ends

Shootin' off at both ends, climaxing and shooting a deer simuteaneously.

Awww, challbaby, won't you unload at both ends..." says the amphibious goddess

by Amphibious Goddess December 03, 2017

bullshititics

When you have to take a class at school that you think is total bullshit, like statistics.

This class is total bullshititics, I'll never use this, EVER! Statistically speaking.

by Amphibious Goddess May 22, 2016

Punctual penis

A guy that has daily morning wood at the same time.

My boyfriend has such a punctual penis I could set my clock by it.

by Amphibious Goddess June 03, 2016

Nobel Penis

Inspiring world peace one cum shot at a time. Keeping your girlfriend kind to the world be giving her orgasmic sex.

Thanks to his nobel penis I have had a shot of kindness and am spreading joy today. I'm so thankful for his punctual penis.

by Amphibious Goddess January 08, 2017

vodka villain

When someone becomes a particularly nefarious villain when consuming substantial amounts of vodka. The world becomes their evil playground and those around them are subject to insufferable abuse.

Bro, chill out! You are acting like a vodka villain and are going to scare away the amphibious goddess.

by Amphibious Goddess September 20, 2016

zombie chariot

Inconsiderate asshole drivers on the interstate who do not pull over for emergency vehicles

"Did you see that?" "That zombie chariot almost got ran over by the ambulance."

by Amphibious Goddess May 22, 2016

vodka villain

When someone becomes a particularly nefarious villain when consuming substantial amounts of vodka. The world becomes their evil playground and those around them are subject to insufferable abuse.

Bro, chill out! You are acting like a vodka villain and are going to scare away the amphibious goddess.

by Amphibious Goddess September 20, 2016