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Definitions by America is the bad place

God Abortion 

A miscarriage. An abortion not chosen by a human.
The Republican senator's mistress didn't have a god abortion, he paid for her to get a doctor abortion

Boomertainment 

Entertainment programs disguised as news to convince old people and their lead addled brains to vote against the interests of younger generations.
I set the parental controls on the TV so grandpa wouldn't be able to watch his boomertainment channels

Covid tourist 

An unvaccinated person, who has to travel to another state for medical treatment because their local hospitals are overrun with other unvaccinated people.
After being airlifted from Florida to Connecticut as a covid tourist, Chad's death was added to Connecticut's death total. Ron DeSantis likes this.

the white to bear arms 

All U.S Americans have 'the right to bear arms', but in practice, only white people can trust police to allow them to have this right.
The white to bear arms is evident when comparing the police response to Kyle Rittenhouse, when he was allowed to walk away after he shot three people with an illegal gun and comparing that response to a Minnesotan police officer shooting Philando Castile in front of his family after he notified the officer that he had a legal gun in his car.

Tantrumper 

A Donald Trump supporter who has uncontrolled outbursts of anger and frustration in relation to the 2020 election results. Usually coupled with claims of the election being rigged.
Ignore grandad, he's just being a Tantrumper. He won't be shouting about 2020 much longer though, because Fox News has made up the critical race theory issue for racists to be angry about, and he really struggles to focus on two things at once, these days.

Afearican 

Someone from the U.S, enjoying freedom in a safe country, but still experiencing the fears that are rational in the U.S but are irrational in the country they are in.

Examples:

- Fearing the cost of the ambulance somebody called for you, instead of worrying about your injury.

- Thinking the sound of fireworks could be gunfire
"When entering the movie theatre, Tanner automatically looked for the fire escape and sat next to it, despite the bad viewing angle, but then realised he was just being an afearican and moved to a better seat"

One Star State 

The state of Texas, when defined by its quality as a state, rather than the quantity of stars on its flag
The One Star State is doing that Handmaid's Tale stuff again