Roy Moore

The kind of child-molesting idiot who could only get elected in Alabama, and only because he's Republican.

Roy Moore somehow still almost won in Alabama. What a sad country we live in.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Last of the Mo-Jicama Burger

A burger that comes with jicama!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Last of the Mo-Jicama Burger, it comes with jicama!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Squeal Magnolias

A movie for people who like to squeal

"What's your favorite movie, Squeal Magnolias?"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Burn Unit

When you randomly channel-surf and come up with spontaneous insults for each show you come across

Louise: "I'm a news anchor because my head is so big."
Bob: "BURN!"
Louise: "I'm a cowboy and..."
Bob: "No, wait, this is cool. Suspend Burn Unit!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

Fifth Day of Christmas Burger

A special Bob's Burgers burger that's served with "five golden rings of onion"

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Fifth Day of Christmas Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Kingstonguing

Guys on vacation in Jamaica are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Kingstonguing is the sexual act of engaging in cunnilingus, within Jamaica. Literally, a Kingston-tonguing!

Guys in Jamaica are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Kingstonguing is the sexual act of engaging in cunnilingus, within Jamaica. Literally, a Kingston-tonguing!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Papaya Was A Rolling Stone Burger

A specialized burger that comes with papaya

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Papaya Was A Rolling Stone Burger, it comes with papaya!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018