Take the 4:20 train

Smoke some weed
This is boring. I think I'll take the 4:20 train to Flavortown.
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A burger that comes with beets
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Beets of the Southern Wild Burger, you should try it!"
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Cheeses is Born Burger

A burger that comes with baby Swiss cheese
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Cheeses is Born Burger, you should try it!"
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"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Chutney the Front Door Burger, you should try it!"
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Heterophobe

Not a real thing. A fabrication of victimhood created by homophobes, who have never experienced discrimination against them in their lives.
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Beets of Burden Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger that comes with beets
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Beets of Burden Burger, you should try it!"
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wine shoes

Large shoes that can also hold bottles of wine.
Oh no, someone already came up with wine shoes... how about candle sandals??
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