Mice skating

An Olympic sport for rodents
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Wilmingtonguing

Delaware guys are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Wilmingtonguing is the act of engaging in cunnilingus, within the state of Delaware. Literally, a Wilmington-tonguing!
I took a trip to Delaware last week, and this guy gave me the Wilmingtonguing of a lifetime! Guys really like going down on chicks up there!
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A burger that comes with kimchi
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the You're Kimchi the Best Burger, you should try it!"
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Second

The second is the duration of 9,192,631,770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the cesium-133 atom (at 0 Kelvin).
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Silentil Night Burger

A special Christmas burger that comes with lentils
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Poblano Picasso Burger

A burger that served with a poblano pepper topping
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Fig-eta Bout It Burger

A specialized burger that comes with figs!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Fig-eta Bout It Burger, it's served with figs!"
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