Urban Dictionary: Definitions by America Lover 🇺🇸

Jennifer Slowpez

"Hey, Jennifer Slowpez, get the hell out of the road!"

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You take a sandal, you cut a hole in it, you put a candle in it!

"Well, wine shoes didn't work out, but how about candle sandals??"

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Large shoes that can also hold bottles of wine.

Oh no, someone already came up with wine shoes... how about candle sandals??

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"And what are you, Tina?" "I'm nun of your business." "Okay, geez, touchy." "No, Lin, that's her costume, do you seriously not get it?"

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"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Summer Thyme burger... it has thyme!"

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A popular Halloween costume: a nun holding a briefcase... Get it???

"And what are you, Tina?" "I'm nun of your business." "Okay, geez, touchy." "No, Lin, that's her costume, do you seriously not get it?"

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"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Yes I Cayenne burger! It comes with cayenne pepper!"

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