America Lover 🇺🇸's definitions

Mike Pompeo

An ass-kissing war nut who somehow became Secretary of State

Mike Pompeo is a fucknut.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Tarragon in Sixty Seconds Burger

A special burger spiced with tarragon

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Tarragon in Sixty Seconds Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Wasabi My Guest Burger

A burger that comes with wasabi

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Wasabi My Guest Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

DILF

Divorcée I'd like to fuck!

Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Jeannie is getting divorced?
Person 2: Wow, I've been waiting out that marriage for years. Now she's is finally available for some dating and some action!
Person 1: I hear you, brother. Talk about a DILF!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 August 9, 2019

Ass race

A race that involves scooching along the ground on your ass, like a dog

"I know what this is... it's an ass race! First one to the kitchen wins!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Wannabeach

A stretch of shoreline featuring some crappy, pebbly sand, that is deeply unsatisfying to spend time on. It's a fake beach. Literally, a wannabe beach.

My boyfriend took me to the wannabeach in the park yesterday. Take me to the sand next time!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 July 18, 2016

Parma Parma Parma Chameleon Burger

A special burger served with parmesan crisp

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Parma Parma Parma Chameleon Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018