Definitions by America Lover 🇺🇸

CornPop 

A bad dude who ran a bunch of bad boys. A razor-armed gang leader in Wilmington, Delaware, who was confronted and stared down by then-lifeguard Joe Biden and a six-foot chain.

CornPop thought he ran the swimming pool, but he was vanquished by Joe Biden.

CornPop by America Lover 🇺🇸 October 30, 2019

Biden

A man who calls out malarkey when he sees it.

Don't bring your malarkey in here bitch, or Imma Biden yo ass!

Biden by America Lover 🇺🇸 October 30, 2019

Jeb Bush 

Slang for an unbelievably pathetic, cringe-worthy performance. Named in honor of Jeb Bush, the "please clap" guy.

That comic totally Jeb Bushed tonight. He was so bad he had to beg the audience to laugh at anything at all.

Jeb Bush by America Lover 🇺🇸 October 30, 2019

October 30 

The day Urban Dictionary puts some effort into its Word of the Day ... maybe? Please? This is so damn stupid.

It's October 30! Maybe Urban Dictionary will stop putting dumbass "Kiss/Buy XYZ day" as its Word of the Day and get back to posting not-shit.

October 30 by America Lover 🇺🇸 October 28, 2019

October 28 

October 28th is also known as National October 28th Day: a holiday to commemorate the fact that it's October 28th.

It's October 28th. Happy National October 28th Day, everyone!

October 28 by America Lover 🇺🇸 October 25, 2019

October 29 

a.k.a. National October 29th Day. When you invent your own dumb-shit "national" / "international" / "world" holiday and act like people give a crap about your invented cause.

Happy National October 29th Day, everybody!

October 29 by America Lover 🇺🇸 October 25, 2019

Take the 4:20 train 

Smoke some weed

This is boring. I think I'll take the 4:20 train to Flavortown.

Take the 4:20 train by America Lover 🇺🇸 August 29, 2019