Amar van Leeuwaarde's definitions
Dutch lover of extreme metal and extreme hardcore punk, used to play table tennis but abandoned the sport since, does not listen to dark ambient.
Known for his girly looks, and is often mistaken for a female. Although not so often anymore since he cut his hair short for 200 euros.
A drummer, and skilled in generating blast beats.
Known for his girly looks, and is often mistaken for a female. Although not so often anymore since he cut his hair short for 200 euros.
A drummer, and skilled in generating blast beats.
Noteable quotations from Stan:
"I demand perfection."
"We all like this."
"OH NOES!"
"I am not a girl."
"MAAAAAP."
"Drumcomputers are meggh3y.'
"I demand perfection."
"We all like this."
"OH NOES!"
"I am not a girl."
"MAAAAAP."
"Drumcomputers are meggh3y.'
by Amar van Leeuwaarde October 17, 2006
Get the Stan mug.<Smart phyisicus with an average IQ of 130> It's really nice that gays have somewhat more rights than a 1000 years ago. You might think that's it's Immoral but the same thought was that of interracial marriages just 90 years ago. Also it's scientificly prooven that homosexuallity is a genetic proces and since gay's don't reproduce, gaymarriages will not lead to more gays. Also not granting gays the same right is both in contridiction with the Universal rights of man and the American constitution plus the declaration of independance.
<Concervative christian with the average IQ Below 100> Thy sinner! Burn in hell they will, God sayed onto me: "Man shallt not lie with man." Thus it is not I argumentate and think God can also be wrong.
<Concervative christian with the average IQ Below 100> Thy sinner! Burn in hell they will, God sayed onto me: "Man shallt not lie with man." Thus it is not I argumentate and think God can also be wrong.
by Amar van Leeuwaarde February 27, 2005
Get the gay rights mug.Pronounced as 'cult'. kvlt is a way in the blackmetal scene - amongst other scences in which the philosophy houses that if less people know the work of art you want/pretend to like because less people know it your penis is bigger, to say that a work of art is terrible obscure and to live under the believe that that automatically makes a work of art better.
This philosphy is a stunning piece of reasoning and has kept me under the believe since I was 14 that the x-zillion types of unknown genres and obscure music I listen to is in fact better because it doesn't even sound like music anymore and it still works perfect.
So get your kvltness today.
This philosphy is a stunning piece of reasoning and has kept me under the believe since I was 14 that the x-zillion types of unknown genres and obscure music I listen to is in fact better because it doesn't even sound like music anymore and it still works perfect.
So get your kvltness today.
Me: "This new Vinterriket album is kvlt as fuck."
True blackmetaller: "stfu"
Me: "Roling on the picklecrown, laughing. Don't use internet abreviations."
True blackmetaller: "stfu"
Me: "Roling on the picklecrown, laughing. Don't use internet abreviations."
by Amar van Leeuwaarde December 28, 2005
Get the kvlt mug.I said to my friends that I liked slipknot and I was laughed upon by them for like metal in the first place but of all metal slipknot. My friends are all a lot more intelligent than I am and listen to intelligent music like Experimental Darkambient, Trance Music and Noise. I'm a total moron but at least I like superficial simple metal like slipknot which is the best.
by Amar van Leeuwaarde July 16, 2006
Get the slipknot mug.A shitty form of popular music on which virtually all subgenres rely on the 'as long as it sounds catchy' philosphy. Truly, atrocious popular youthmusic from which the listeners actually think its underground. A few subgenres that do not apply to that rule are technical metal, math metal and black metal
Metal relies on simple musical theory. Simple rithms, and certainly does not ask much virtuosis from the perform artist as well as compositional ability from the composer.
Some genres that would rise above this atrocity that is metal would be:
dark noise
tech trance
europian classical music
psybient
Metal relies on simple musical theory. Simple rithms, and certainly does not ask much virtuosis from the perform artist as well as compositional ability from the composer.
Some genres that would rise above this atrocity that is metal would be:
dark noise
tech trance
europian classical music
psybient
Metaller: I listen to metal, I'm so underground.
Me: Inferiour troglodyte. What does it matter if you are underground? and let me tell you that you are not. Everyone knows your Children of Bodom and your Dry Kill Logic.
Me: Inferiour troglodyte. What does it matter if you are underground? and let me tell you that you are not. Everyone knows your Children of Bodom and your Dry Kill Logic.
by Amar van Leeuwaarde May 2, 2006
Get the metal mug.Something I greatly overvalue in order to escape from my low self-esteem in order to be able to tell myself I am superiour to every form of life.
Someone1: Hi, have you met my friend Amar?
Me(to self): He calls me his friend? How can that be? How can he possibly like me.. Oh wait it's in your head Amar.. it's in your head.
Me: I listen to artists that are so underground they have 600 hits back on google, that's why I own you. I own, I own. Muahahah! I own! Bow before me!! Puny mortal! Bow before me!
Someone2: Is he crazy?
Someone1: Yes.
Me(to self): He calls me his friend? How can that be? How can he possibly like me.. Oh wait it's in your head Amar.. it's in your head.
Me: I listen to artists that are so underground they have 600 hits back on google, that's why I own you. I own, I own. Muahahah! I own! Bow before me!! Puny mortal! Bow before me!
Someone2: Is he crazy?
Someone1: Yes.
by Amar van Leeuwaarde April 18, 2006
Get the Underground mug.I've never heard of that guy but reading all those things said about him here makes me think it's a good guy.
by Amar van Leeuwaarde February 27, 2005
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