by AmadeuS469 April 29, 2021
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A woman who is:
attractive, but not arrogant,
well maintained, but not high maintenance,
inexpensive, but not cheap,
passionate, but not slutty
sensitive, but not easily offended
more logical than emotional, but not uncaring
attentive, but not smothering
faithful, but not boring
etc... etc... etc...
Basically, a womanicorn is the perfect woman;
a myth that keeps some men looking for "the one".
A woman who is:
attractive, but not arrogant,
well maintained, but not high maintenance,
inexpensive, but not cheap,
passionate, but not slutty
sensitive, but not easily offended
more logical than emotional, but not uncaring
attentive, but not smothering
faithful, but not boring
etc... etc... etc...
Basically, a womanicorn is the perfect woman;
a myth that keeps some men looking for "the one".
Jill: "You just haven't found the right girl yet"
Jack: "He's not looking to settle down..."
Joe: "Well, only if I find a womanicorn!"
Jack: "He's not looking to settle down..."
Joe: "Well, only if I find a womanicorn!"
by dnalabkram January 16, 2009
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The exact stench of the lady's restrooms in all walmarts. And also the upstairs bathroom at most underfunded juniorhighs. Similar to the stink of outhouses, but covored up with the smell of cheap pink liquid soap, perfume and scented tampons.
It's fucking ridiculous.
It's fucking ridiculous.
*runs out covoring face*
"FUCK it REEKS in there!"
"Like what? Cheap air fresheners?"
"NO! Like...like....WOMANURE!!" *retch*
"FUCK it REEKS in there!"
"Like what? Cheap air fresheners?"
"NO! Like...like....WOMANURE!!" *retch*
by Janice Booterman July 1, 2009
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