Definitions by Alyson Clair
dudeicorn
A very mythical creature, which is a dude, and a unicorn. Much like a Centaur, but with a horn, and the magical powers of a unicorn. Or if a man and a unicorn spent a magical night together, their male offspring would be a Dudeicorn. Sadly, much like a mule they cannot procreate.
At the end of the rainbow you will find many Dudeicorns.
I enjoy riding on my BFF Dudeicorn, because when I hang on, I get to caress his muscles.
My Dudeicorn smells like strippers and shame, that horn is magical.
I enjoy riding on my BFF Dudeicorn, because when I hang on, I get to caress his muscles.
My Dudeicorn smells like strippers and shame, that horn is magical.
dudeicorn by Alyson Clair June 8, 2009
fryer leavin's
The randomly shaped bits of crunchiness that suddenly appear at the bottom of your french fry bag, or other fried goodness. Most of the time you are unsure if it is actual fry particles or mystery crunch. They can have a large variation in size, texture, taste and content. Variation can appear between morning (breakfast) and evening.
Dude, you got more fryer leavin's than french fries in your bag.
Your fryer leavin' looks like Mary holding the Baby Jesus, let's sell it on E-bay!
Can I get some extra fryer leavin's with my fries?
Your fryer leavin' looks like Mary holding the Baby Jesus, let's sell it on E-bay!
Can I get some extra fryer leavin's with my fries?
fryer leavin's by Alyson Clair April 3, 2009
miracle from the baby Jesus
Something so wondrous or unlikely of happening that it has to be a miracle from the baby Jesus himself.
Ice-T's wife, Coco has an ass so glorious that is a miracle from the baby Jesus.
Chuck Norris being elected president would be a miracle from the bJesus.
Chuck Norris being elected president would be a miracle from the bJesus.
miracle from the baby Jesus by Alyson Clair October 28, 2008
nashion
It is a melding of the 2 words, nasty and fashion. Coined in a sewing lab many years ago, to describe totally ghetto rigging a garment together to make it look good, not using any actual technique or skill. It has evolved to mean throwing anything together to make it look nice, fashion or non fashion.
That sleeve is WAY too big to be sewn into that armhole, but I nashioned it together.
I am so good at making shit work, I should be called a Nashionista.
I would totally buy that shirt,but I know that designer just nashions everything.
I am so good at making shit work, I should be called a Nashionista.
I would totally buy that shirt,but I know that designer just nashions everything.
nashion by Alyson Clair October 27, 2008
Shadowmancer
The male version of the fine art of shadowdancing. Usually on lit up boxes, in clubs that rock the techno music. Straight men are usually tanked to do this, while the lighter in the feet do it gleefully.
Dude I got so tossed last night, I got up on the box and shadowmanced.
I am so good at shadowmacing that I need a tee-shirt that declares me "SHADOWMANCER".
I totally met a hot guy shadowmancing last night, too bad he turned into a walk of shame.
I am so good at shadowmacing that I need a tee-shirt that declares me "SHADOWMANCER".
I totally met a hot guy shadowmancing last night, too bad he turned into a walk of shame.
Shadowmancer by Alyson Clair August 11, 2008
unicorn hair
In reference to a human, non-unicorn, who possesses very long flowing hair. It is usually wavy or curly and moves around when walking, like a horse prancing. Most commonly found on Renaissance fair enthusiasts, and a gentleman on my block that wears velvet blazers daily. Or shorter versions maybe found on business gents, who keep it flowy, but just up front.
Did you catch a sight of the way that guy was prancing around with his unicorn hair?
Her hair was so majestically flowing it looked as though she stole it from a unicorn, wait, it is unicorn hair.
It looks as though he has tamed his flowing locks for business unicorn hair, but the prance is still there.
Her hair was so majestically flowing it looked as though she stole it from a unicorn, wait, it is unicorn hair.
It looks as though he has tamed his flowing locks for business unicorn hair, but the prance is still there.
unicorn hair by Alyson Clair August 11, 2008