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A very mythical creature, which is a dude, and a unicorn. Much like a Centaur, but with a horn, and the magical powers of a unicorn. Or if a man and a unicorn spent a magical night together, their male offspring would be a Dudeicorn. Sadly, much like a mule they cannot procreate.
At the end of the rainbow you will find many Dudeicorns.
I enjoy riding on my BFF Dudeicorn, because when I hang on, I get to caress his muscles.
My Dudeicorn smells like strippers and shame, that horn is magical.
I enjoy riding on my BFF Dudeicorn, because when I hang on, I get to caress his muscles.
My Dudeicorn smells like strippers and shame, that horn is magical.
by Alyson Clair June 8, 2009
Get the dudeicorn mug.The randomly shaped bits of crunchiness that suddenly appear at the bottom of your french fry bag, or other fried goodness. Most of the time you are unsure if it is actual fry particles or mystery crunch. They can have a large variation in size, texture, taste and content. Variation can appear between morning (breakfast) and evening.
Dude, you got more fryer leavin's than french fries in your bag.
Your fryer leavin' looks like Mary holding the Baby Jesus, let's sell it on E-bay!
Can I get some extra fryer leavin's with my fries?
Your fryer leavin' looks like Mary holding the Baby Jesus, let's sell it on E-bay!
Can I get some extra fryer leavin's with my fries?
by Alyson Clair April 3, 2009
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Get the Hailbow mug.bodangle shiney, dangly object, usually found hanging, or dangling from jewlery, handbags or other items. (bo-dang-le)
Dude, that necklace has a huge bodangle.
Did you see those bodangles hanging off that bag?
The jewlery part of Forever 21 is a bodanglery.
That Gem Sweater is bodangled out!
Did you see those bodangles hanging off that bag?
The jewlery part of Forever 21 is a bodanglery.
That Gem Sweater is bodangled out!
by Alyson Clair June 23, 2008
Get the bodangle mug.A 50lb tub of Golden Soft at Costco it totally Mormon sized.
Dude, that 100 pack of Ramen is Mormon sized.
When you go through the drive thru don't Mormon size it, your ass is already fat enough.
Dude, that 100 pack of Ramen is Mormon sized.
When you go through the drive thru don't Mormon size it, your ass is already fat enough.
by Alyson Clair June 30, 2008
Get the mormon sized mug.In reference to a human, non-unicorn, who possesses very long flowing hair. It is usually wavy or curly and moves around when walking, like a horse prancing. Most commonly found on Renaissance fair enthusiasts, and a gentleman on my block that wears velvet blazers daily. Or shorter versions maybe found on business gents, who keep it flowy, but just up front.
Did you catch a sight of the way that guy was prancing around with his unicorn hair?
Her hair was so majestically flowing it looked as though she stole it from a unicorn, wait, it is unicorn hair.
It looks as though he has tamed his flowing locks for business unicorn hair, but the prance is still there.
Her hair was so majestically flowing it looked as though she stole it from a unicorn, wait, it is unicorn hair.
It looks as though he has tamed his flowing locks for business unicorn hair, but the prance is still there.
by Alyson Clair August 11, 2008
Get the unicorn hair mug.The male version of the fine art of shadowdancing. Usually on lit up boxes, in clubs that rock the techno music. Straight men are usually tanked to do this, while the lighter in the feet do it gleefully.
Dude I got so tossed last night, I got up on the box and shadowmanced.
I am so good at shadowmacing that I need a tee-shirt that declares me "SHADOWMANCER".
I totally met a hot guy shadowmancing last night, too bad he turned into a walk of shame.
I am so good at shadowmacing that I need a tee-shirt that declares me "SHADOWMANCER".
I totally met a hot guy shadowmancing last night, too bad he turned into a walk of shame.
by Alyson Clair August 11, 2008
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