Definitions by AlsonotNathaniel

Leyla 

One of the best wives you could ever ask for, she is something of an artist and is so much better at providing stickers than the sticker bot we used to have.

Guy 1: Leyla is so cool, plus her name sounds like Leia from Star Wars :D

Guy 2: I wish she could be my wife :(

Leyla by AlsonotNathaniel December 25, 2020

Marissa 

One of the many queens of the Netherlands, enjoys being called her name (Marissa with two s’s obviously not one) has a pretty cool sister called Chiara which you would expect to sound like Chee-ara but apparently not so much.

Chiara 1: Oh man, I sure love my sister with two s’s, Marissa

Marissa: Yes this is my name.

Marissa by AlsonotNathaniel December 25, 2020

Breezy 

The correct way to address someone called Fabrizio, all Peruvians with this name actually prefer to be called this so make no mistake. And you don’t need to fact-check it as you’re already reading it here, no further investigation needed.

Guy 1: Omg, that guy is so short!
Guy 2: He’s Peruvian.

(Wouldn’t let me publish unless I use the word Breezy in a sentence, so here it is)

Breezy by AlsonotNathaniel December 25, 2020

Rrrrazal 

Some girl who’s name is spelt Gha-zal but insists on it being Rrrrazal, idk man.

Guy 1: F**kin’ uhhhhhhhh what was her name again?

Guy 2: It’s spelt Gha-zal, but she says it’s pronounced Rrrrazal

Guy 1: Hmm, odd.

Rrrrazal by AlsonotNathaniel December 25, 2020