alown

1. A one-man circus. Etymologically derived from the words 'clown' and 'alone.'

2. A rare misspelling of alone.
Mark: Hey Cirque du Soleil might be cool but you should check out the new alown show, Jeff the Clown! He's hilarious. You can have him come to your kids' birthday you know.
by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 23, 2023
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Canada

If your rich, intelligent, superstar, celebrity neighbor was a country.
Canada: ..and that's how we will combat hunger and income inequality worldwide!
USA: *burps* stfu.
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Mugshot

When you shoot one of Urban Dictionary's cheap mugs that it is obssesed with for no apparent reason.
Mark: Take the mugshot.
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Janai

Not. Originates in Japanese. Used improperly in every American anime.
Mark: Anime JANAI.
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When a definition is posted on Urban Dictionary, but it's lame and just defines an actual word with an actual definition.
Mark: Did you add a new definition to Urban Dictionary?
Marcus: Yeah I defined 'Baloon' as

1.
a brightly colored rubber sac that is inflated with air and then sealed at the neck, used as a children's toy or a decoration.
"the room was festooned with balloons and streamers"
2.
a large bag filled with hot air or gas to make it rise in the air, typically carrying a basket for passengers.
"he set his sights on crossing the Pacific by balloon"
Mark: That's an Urbanless Dictionary Definition...
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FranCheck

Combination of frantic and check. Common symptom of Obsessive Compusive Disorder, but can also occur when you are checking the likes on a Twttr post. More commonly, it's a constant will to check on microwaves to make sure they aren't still on, making sure the sinks are off, and for some reason that closet doors are closed? I'm not sure why.
Mark: *FranChecks* how many likes does this rambling Urban Dictionary post have oh no it's not high I'm so sad help.
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