Definitions by All girls know Long Pole Joe
Kristy Crust
Hey Sean what do you think about that skank from the bar? Well I need some help with the Kristy Crust. Damn dude you should have just pounded your pud.
Palmer: Dude what is that fishy smell?
Sean: I have Kristy Crust and it's bad.
Palmer: Dude what is that fishy smell?
Sean: I have Kristy Crust and it's bad.
Kristy Crust by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 29, 2020
Guinn
A very good looking guy known for his chiseled body. And looks like a god, all women would love to be with him.
Who is that stud over there?
That's Joe the Guinn.
Mike was going to marry Renee but she fell in love with this tan good looking guy known for pleasure and strength. Well he must have been a Guinn. Yep!!
Who is the baddest man in Birdland? Wait must be Guinn.
That's Joe the Guinn.
Mike was going to marry Renee but she fell in love with this tan good looking guy known for pleasure and strength. Well he must have been a Guinn. Yep!!
Who is the baddest man in Birdland? Wait must be Guinn.
Guinn by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 29, 2020
Thunder Nuts
Man.... Jimmy looks like you got poo and corn on your shirt. Nope Kristy gave me Thunder Nuts.
Don't pull out Sean....I want to give you Thunder Nuts.
Don't pull out Sean....I want to give you Thunder Nuts.
Thunder Nuts by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 28, 2020
Holbert
Jimmy is a Holbert don't trust him doing your concrete.
She looks like a holbert with those rotten teeth and pimples on her face.
She looks like a holbert with those rotten teeth and pimples on her face.
Holbert by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 27, 2020
Dehner
Dehner is a name for a skidmark in your underwear. Also a hersheykiss pinched between your buttcheeks or asshair.
We mooned those girls and Mike had a Dehner stuck to his cheeks.
I need to wash my underwear that tranny gave me a Dehner mark.
I need to wash my underwear that tranny gave me a Dehner mark.
Dehner by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 27, 2020
Irish Stallion
A term used to describe a ethnic group of men with pale gigantic penis and balls. Most having red hair and beards. But don't worry about the well endowed hammer swinging below their kilt. It runs in their jeans and shows if not tucked.
Michelle is soooo lucky that she married an Irish Stallion.
Son: Why does Mike have a little one dad.
Dad: Well son Mike is not an Irish Stallion like us.
Son: Is that why you call him Vienna?
Dad: Yes.....He admires men with long rods.
Son: Why does Mike have a little one dad.
Dad: Well son Mike is not an Irish Stallion like us.
Son: Is that why you call him Vienna?
Dad: Yes.....He admires men with long rods.
Irish Stallion by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 27, 2020