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Wappa

Is a long turd filly the toilet. Therefore causing a double flush. Sometimes too much toilet paper can cause this also.

Dude Josh dropped a Mossman Wappa!

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 10, 2022

Kristy Crust

The yellowish chlamydia juice that crusts around your penis after sex with a bar whore prostitute.

Hey Sean what do you think about that skank from the bar? Well I need some help with the Kristy Crust. Damn dude you should have just pounded your pud.

Palmer: Dude what is that fishy smell?

Sean: I have Kristy Crust and it's bad.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe June 29, 2020

Mike Dehner

A Man who has dark colored stains in his underwear. The term was coined in poor Frace communities.

Mom washed my school clothes but couldn't get the Mike Dehner out.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 7, 2022

Hot Dog

A name for a small dick that's the size of a Hot Dog. The fact is having a little weiner is most common in the Ross Ohio area.

I sure hope that my Hot Dog isn't to small for Renne.

Have you seen Jimmy's penis? Yes it's little and looks like a hotdog.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 4, 2020

Hairy O

The patch of hair located around the butthole. Or an unshaven sphincter ring.

Dude have you seen Kristys Hairy O?

I was at McCoys place last night and she was showing it to everyone.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe February 8, 2022

Little Dick

The term used for a males small flap of skin between Dehners legs. Used for masturbation only. The normal penis is 4.75 erect.

But this penis is way to small to move in and out. Without taking the chance of falling out. The tiny skin fold resembles a Vienna sausage or jellybean.

Mike has a Tiny Little Dick for a nerdy beer belly construction worker.

Renee told Joe that his penis is 5 x's the size of her exe Mike's Little Dick.

by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 4, 2020