Definitions by All Bets Hedged

Unload the Uhaul

Taking a shit that you have been holding over the course of a cross country car ride

I was holding it in the car so long that I was relieved when I could finally unload the Uhaul.

Unload the Uhaul by All Bets Hedged March 2, 2021

Blowvid 

Getting a blowjob from someone who has Covid.

She tested positive for Covid but I had the vaccine so I asked for a blowvid

Blowvid by All Bets Hedged February 23, 2021

Blowfie 

Taking a selfie when you are getting a blowjob

It wasn't my first time getting head, but it was my first blowfie.

Blowfie by All Bets Hedged February 23, 2021

UDic'ing 

When someone uses Urban Dictionary terms, sometimes unbeknownst to the other person, in causal conversation.

He said he was dropping his car off at the shop, so I didn't know if he was having sex with his wife, dropping his car off at the shop, or just UDic'ing me again.

UDic'ing by All Bets Hedged February 22, 2021

Lost the Spoon in the Batter

When a woman inserts her vibrator, dildo or other pleasuring implement so deeply that she cannot retrieve it from her vaginal or anal canal.

She was trying to have some fun but failed because she lost the spoon in the batter.

Lost the Spoon in the Batter by All Bets Hedged February 18, 2021

Cocksicled 

When someone is murdered by an Icicle that is shaped like a cock.

That dude got cocksicled.

Cocksicled by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2021

That is Full Blast

The reply of an elderly gentlemen after weakly ejaculating on a younger a mans chest when asked ‘is that it?’.

He was wanting more but I told that is full blast.

That is Full Blast by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2021