Twilight

A plot used by the book companies to assassinate the new president.
Phase 1: The book companies hire a author to write a book that will give fat chicks hope that a vampire will stumble upon them and fall in love with them. It makes since seeing as how, with a few exceptions, fat chicks are reading the books.
Phase 2: They make a movie, the fat chicks go to the movie and spend an assload on snacks.
Phase 3:The movie theaters send the snack money back to the Book companies who then hire a gunman.
Phase 4: Dead president...while its still unclear as to why there doing this it is a threat we must all face.

Fat Chick: I'm going to buy twilight.
Guy: Are you trying to get our president shot?

by Alix McQ December 16, 2008

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DO MAGIC

The best answer to any question.

Guy 1: Were to babies come from?
Guy 2: DO MAGIC
Guy 1: what?
Guy 2: shut up

by Alix McQ January 11, 2009

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Pube Knuckles

When you have hairy knuckles that stand up in the ranks with the likes of Robin Williams.

I was playing quarters with Sean and realized he has a massive case of pube knuckles.

by Alix McQ October 11, 2008

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Chat Blocked

When your in a chatroom having cyber-sex and someone enters and ruins the "mood".

I was tottaly having CS with Kittygirl9464 but hotmanforchicks67 freaken came in and chat blocked me.

by Alix McQ October 11, 2008

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Blow Through

When your wiping your ass and you finger breaks through the toliet paper.
It should be noted that there are diffrent catagories of blow through.
category 1. You get some shit on your finger.
category 2. Your whole finger goes in.
category 3. Your hand goes in up to the knuckle.
category4. The most extreme case of blow through in which your whole hand enters the rectum.

My roomate got the cheap TP and I had a case of category 2 blow through.

by Alix McQ October 12, 2008

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