Alison A.'s definitions

Jesus-handle

Noun: The handle located directly above passenger seat doors which can be grabbed when divine intervention is required.

"The car slammed its breaks and Allan grabbed the Jesus-handle."

by Alison A. September 27, 2009

gift-tag

When a person gives an unexpected gift so the following year the receiver gives a gift, yet receives none, so the following year the original giver gives a gift yet receives none, and so on.

Alison felt embarrassed when Nicole gave her a Christmas gift and she had bought her nothing so the following Christmas she bought Nicole a gift, who had bought nothing for Alison. They were caught in a cycle of gift-tag.

by Alison A. December 24, 2009

Ogimpics

the athletic competition created for the disabled.

After Allan tragically lost his legs he had to compete in the Ogimpics.

by Alison A. March 18, 2010

mindgoogling

Being awestruck over the powers of Google.

I saw Google's Street View and it was mindgoogling!

by Alison A. October 12, 2009

fatified

verb: To increase the amount of ones body fat through overconsumption of North American delicacies.

Allan fatified himself Friday by eating chicken wings, fries, and drinking beer.

by Alison A. November 16, 2009