Definitions by Alison

gonda

another way of saying "fuck you"

"hey, mr. potopalise! GONDA!!"

gonda by alison March 18, 2005

softbian 

When two girls are very close, ie. they touch each other alot when speaking and link arms when walking. It's a softcore lesbian but that does not mean that she is necisarily homosexual.

Look at those two girls linking arms, they are such softbians.

softbian by Alison March 10, 2005

bizzack

Basically, means "back." Comes from Snoop Dogg, esp. "Drop It Like It's Hot"

"G's to the bizzack, now ladies here we gizzo." -Snoop Dogg

"You betta watch yo bizzack!"

bizzack by Alison March 6, 2005

Melvin Crotchnick 

A half man half woman who has lots of freckles and was invented by the wonderful geniuses, Sami and Alison. It pretty much means, a nerd.

Hah, look at that Melvin Crotchnick. I bet he has no friends at school.

"Eww, get away from me, you Melvin!"

Melvin Crotchnick by Alison March 6, 2005

Dikfast 

A word referring to the meal between dinner and breakfast, or a combination of dinner and breakfast. (Such as brunch, linner, etc.)

"Ooh, I think I'm going to have some eggs and steak for dikfast!"

Dikfast by Alison February 20, 2005

Duh 

means "Of course you idiot"

"Did you know he was gay?"
"Duh"

Duh by Alison February 8, 2005

Craptastic 

Something that tries to be awesome but totaly sucks ass.

MTV is totally craptastic!

Craptastic by Alison November 27, 2004