by Alibaster Slim August 06, 2012
Get the A Clean Pinchmug. Being nervous or anxious over the size, shape or performance of one’s penis which can result in erectile dysfunction and low confidence levels.
“Doc I got a bad case of wangxiety, what should I do?”
“Well I’ll start by writing you a prescription for two testicles and advise you to stop being such a pussy.”
“Well I’ll start by writing you a prescription for two testicles and advise you to stop being such a pussy.”
by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012
Get the wangxietymug. “Dude my chick threw the craziest sex at me I have ever had.”
“It’s Karma Sutra baby. Do good things and good things happen.”
“It’s Karma Sutra baby. Do good things and good things happen.”
by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012
Get the karma sutramug. “I finally got Elaine in accounting back for messing with my chair.”
“Ya, how’d you do that?”
“I hid behind the reception desk, and sushi chopped that bitch so hard she might have had a miscarriage.”
“Ya, how’d you do that?”
“I hid behind the reception desk, and sushi chopped that bitch so hard she might have had a miscarriage.”
by Alibaster Slim August 05, 2012
Get the Sushi Chopmug. A lie told to a partner the morning after underwhelming sex. It can also be accompanied by: that was a lot of fun, you were great, we should do this again, I have to go to work and I’ll call you .
by Alibaster Slim December 05, 2011
Get the Last Night Was Greatmug. The act of smacking someone in the face with your dick and balls. Often used as an initiation rite at fraternities.
“How are we gonna mess with the new pledges?”
“I’m gonna give them the old wrecking ball.”
“Dude that’s gay.”
"Well... I'm still gonna do it."
“I’m gonna give them the old wrecking ball.”
“Dude that’s gay.”
"Well... I'm still gonna do it."
by Alibaster Slim August 03, 2012
Get the Wrecking Ballmug. “The name for your stomach after you eat a huge meal that causes your gut to bulge out and stager around like a monkey.”
by Alibaster Slim August 06, 2012
Get the Monkey Gutmug.