Alibaster Slim's definitions
“The name for your stomach after you eat a huge meal that causes your gut to bulge out and stager around like a monkey.”
by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012
Get the Monkey Gutmug. A lie told to a partner the morning after underwhelming sex. It can also be accompanied by: that was a lot of fun, you were great, we should do this again, I have to go to work and I’ll call you .
by Alibaster Slim December 5, 2011
Get the Last Night Was Greatmug. The act of smacking someone in the face with your dick and balls. Often used as an initiation rite at fraternities.
“How are we gonna mess with the new pledges?”
“I’m gonna give them the old wrecking ball.”
“Dude that’s gay.”
"Well... I'm still gonna do it."
“I’m gonna give them the old wrecking ball.”
“Dude that’s gay.”
"Well... I'm still gonna do it."
by Alibaster Slim August 3, 2012
Get the Wrecking Ballmug. “I finally got Elaine in accounting back for messing with my chair.”
“Ya, how’d you do that?”
“I hid behind the reception desk, and sushi chopped that bitch so hard she might have had a miscarriage.”
“Ya, how’d you do that?”
“I hid behind the reception desk, and sushi chopped that bitch so hard she might have had a miscarriage.”
by Alibaster Slim August 5, 2012
Get the Sushi Chopmug. “Dude my chick threw the craziest sex at me I have ever had.”
“It’s Karma Sutra baby. Do good things and good things happen.”
“It’s Karma Sutra baby. Do good things and good things happen.”
by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012
Get the karma sutramug. “Dude you know your dicks hanging out”
“Ya, I’m just walking the dog if I don’t tire him out now he’ll be up all night.”
“Ya, I’m just walking the dog if I don’t tire him out now he’ll be up all night.”
by Alibaster Slim August 5, 2012
Get the walking the dogmug. The walk people do out of the bathroom when there is no toilet paper. Or when someone shits their pants on the way to the can.
“Man you should have seen the bathroom at the Jet’s game after they ran out of TP”
“It was like march of the penguins up in that bitch.”
“It was like march of the penguins up in that bitch.”
by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012
Get the march of the penguinsmug.