Definitions by Alibaster Slim

Monkey Gut 

“The name for your stomach after you eat a huge meal that causes your gut to bulge out and stager around like a monkey.”

“Aaaaah, I got monkey gut so bad I’m afraid Jane Goodal gonna try to study me.”

Monkey Gut by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012

A monster trapped in denim 

Is a huge penis being strangled by tight pants.

"My penis in these jeans is like a monster trapped in denim and I’m about to release the Kraken.”

A monster trapped in denim by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012

A Clean Pinch 

Is a dump so smooth and dry that it doesn’t require a safety wipe.

“We’re out of toilet paper, thank god it was a clean pinch”

A Clean Pinch by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012

Demo Fart 

A small fart that’s just a preview of the lager main fart to come.

“The demo fart is warning to everyone in the blast radius to evacuate.”

Demo Fart by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012

Metrosexual 

A funny way of saying gay

“Ashton Kutcher’s a metrosexual and he’s cool”

“No he’s gay”

Metrosexual by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012

Skoal scars

A worn circle on the pocket of a pair of jeans from a skoal tin.

“You can always tell a country boy from the skoal scars on his jeans.”

Skoal scars by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012

Sushi Chop 

The act of hiting a women in her vagina. The female equivalent of a nut shot.

“I finally got Elaine in accounting back for messing with my chair.”

“Ya, how’d you do that?”

“I hid behind the reception desk, and sushi chopped that bitch so hard she might have had a miscarriage.”

Sushi Chop by Alibaster Slim August 5, 2012