Alibaster Slim's definitions
A lie told to a partner the morning after underwhelming sex. It can also be accompanied by: that was a lot of fun, you were great, we should do this again, I have to go to work and I’ll call you .
by Alibaster Slim December 5, 2011
Get the Last Night Was Greatmug. The act of smacking someone in the face with your dick and balls. Often used as an initiation rite at fraternities.
“How are we gonna mess with the new pledges?”
“I’m gonna give them the old wrecking ball.”
“Dude that’s gay.”
"Well... I'm still gonna do it."
“I’m gonna give them the old wrecking ball.”
“Dude that’s gay.”
"Well... I'm still gonna do it."
by Alibaster Slim August 3, 2012
Get the Wrecking Ballmug. “Dude you know your dicks hanging out”
“Ya, I’m just walking the dog if I don’t tire him out now he’ll be up all night.”
“Ya, I’m just walking the dog if I don’t tire him out now he’ll be up all night.”
by Alibaster Slim August 5, 2012
Get the walking the dogmug. Being nervous or anxious over the size, shape or performance of one’s penis which can result in erectile dysfunction and low confidence levels.
“Doc I got a bad case of wangxiety, what should I do?”
“Well I’ll start by writing you a prescription for two testicles and advise you to stop being such a pussy.”
“Well I’ll start by writing you a prescription for two testicles and advise you to stop being such a pussy.”
by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012
Get the wangxietymug. The walk people do out of the bathroom when there is no toilet paper. Or when someone shits their pants on the way to the can.
“Man you should have seen the bathroom at the Jet’s game after they ran out of TP”
“It was like march of the penguins up in that bitch.”
“It was like march of the penguins up in that bitch.”
by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012
Get the march of the penguinsmug. by Alibaster Slim August 6, 2012
Get the A Clean Pinchmug. “Dude my chick threw the craziest sex at me I have ever had.”
“It’s Karma Sutra baby. Do good things and good things happen.”
“It’s Karma Sutra baby. Do good things and good things happen.”
by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012
Get the karma sutramug.