wangxiety

Being nervous or anxious over the size, shape or performance of one’s penis which can result in erectile dysfunction and low confidence levels.
Doc I got a bad case of wangxiety, what should I do?”

“Well I’ll start by writing you a prescription for two testicles and advise you to stop being such a pussy.”
by Alibaster Slim January 29, 2012
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Wrecking Ball

The act of smacking someone in the face with your dick and balls. Often used as an initiation rite at fraternities.
How are we gonna mess with the new pledges?”

“I’m gonna give them the old wrecking ball.”

“Dude that’s gay.”

"Well... I'm still gonna do it."
by Alibaster Slim August 04, 2012
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walking the dog

The act of walking around with your penis hanging out of your pants
“Dude you know your dicks hanging out”

“Ya, I’m just walking the dog if I don’t tire him out now he’ll be up all night.”
by Alibaster Slim August 06, 2012
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Skoal scars

A worn circle on the pocket of a pair of jeans from a skoal tin.
“You can always tell a country boy from the skoal scars on his jeans.”
by Alibaster Slim August 06, 2012
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back stage pass

Being allowed to have anal sex with your wife or girl friend after doing something incredible to please them. Or having simply picked up a drunken slut at a bar who was on the rag.
“Dude I took this drunk chick home Saturday and she totally threw me a back stage pass.”

“No way”

Yah that or she was telling me she was constipated
by Alibaster Slim January 28, 2012
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Ape Face

The creases around a middle aged women’s mouth that make her resemble a character from planet of the apes
Sigourney Weaver, Sarah Palin, and every Asian woman over fifty have Ape Face.
by Alibaster Slim August 04, 2012
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Metrosexual

Ashton Kutcher’s a metrosexual and he’s cool”

“No he’s gay
by Alibaster Slim August 06, 2012
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