Ali's definitions
by ali December 31, 2004

A squaddy matress is a girl who's slept with more than 5 members of our lovely armed forces. General slag, scally and chav.
by ali December 8, 2004

by Ali June 19, 2006

by Ali October 25, 2004

by ali December 30, 2003

by ali July 29, 2004
