Cybthia is ....
At least there’s one thing good about your body – it’s not as ugly as your face.
Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing.
I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
If I had a face like yours I’d sue my parents.
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental.
Keep talking – someday you’ll say something intelligent.
Don’t you love nature, despite what it did to you?
Don’t think, it might sprain your brain.
He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.
He’s always lost in thought. It’s unfamiliar territory.
Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
He’s listed in Who’s Who as What’s That?
He’s living proof that man can live without a brain.
He’s so short, when it rains he’s always the last to know.
He’s the kind of a man you’d use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
How much refund do you expect on your head now it’s empty?
How would you like to feel the way you look?
Hi, I’m a human being. What are you?
I can’t talk to you right now. Where will you be 10 years from now?
I don’t want you to turn the other cheek, it’s just as ugly.
I don’t know what it is that makes you so stupid but it really works
Do you practise being this ugly?
R NAIDOO, EMAIL
u have no hair
digusting
At least there’s one thing good about your body – it’s not as ugly as your face.
Brains aren’t everything. In fact, in your case they’re nothing.
I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
If I had a face like yours I’d sue my parents.
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental.
Keep talking – someday you’ll say something intelligent.
Don’t you love nature, despite what it did to you?
Don’t think, it might sprain your brain.
He has a mechanical mind. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning.
He’s always lost in thought. It’s unfamiliar territory.
Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
He’s listed in Who’s Who as What’s That?
He’s living proof that man can live without a brain.
He’s so short, when it rains he’s always the last to know.
He’s the kind of a man you’d use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
How much refund do you expect on your head now it’s empty?
How would you like to feel the way you look?
Hi, I’m a human being. What are you?
I can’t talk to you right now. Where will you be 10 years from now?
I don’t want you to turn the other cheek, it’s just as ugly.
I don’t know what it is that makes you so stupid but it really works
Do you practise being this ugly?
R NAIDOO, EMAIL
u have no hair
digusting
by Alfredo: I hate CybthaiBehat'n May 27, 2020
Have you heard about the dyslexic devil worshipper? He sold his soul to Santa! Have you heard about the guy who discovered that he's both dyslexic and gay? He's still in daniel! Did you heard about the dyslexic alcoholic? He walked into a bra? Did you heard about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They tried to do the 96 positions! A dyslexic boy who asks his mother for McDonald's?
Two dyslexic guys were riding in a car. One turned to the other and said, "Can you smell petrol?" The other replied, "Don't be a moron, I can't even smell my own name!" A dyslexic robber ran into a bank. He screamed: "Air in the hands mother stickers this is a f*ck up!" Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member? He went around killing gingers. What happens if life gives you melons? Your dyslexic Did you heard about the dyslexic alcoholic? He walked into a bra? Did you heard about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They tried to do the 96 positions! Have you heard about a guy who used to have dyslexia? He now has dailysex instead! Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog. Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying "Yo." A dyslexic boy who asks his mother for McDonald's? She said: "You can have one if you can spell it." The boy replied: "Fine, I'll have a KFC!" submissons by: Ghillis, donaldfphillips, tiny.albertyn
we dont love you digusting legenese diddie
Two dyslexic guys were riding in a car. One turned to the other and said, "Can you smell petrol?" The other replied, "Don't be a moron, I can't even smell my own name!" A dyslexic robber ran into a bank. He screamed: "Air in the hands mother stickers this is a f*ck up!" Did you hear about the dyslexic KKK member? He went around killing gingers. What happens if life gives you melons? Your dyslexic Did you heard about the dyslexic alcoholic? He walked into a bra? Did you heard about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sex? They tried to do the 96 positions! Have you heard about a guy who used to have dyslexia? He now has dailysex instead! Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a dog. Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying "Yo." A dyslexic boy who asks his mother for McDonald's? She said: "You can have one if you can spell it." The boy replied: "Fine, I'll have a KFC!" submissons by: Ghillis, donaldfphillips, tiny.albertyn
we dont love you digusting legenese diddie
by Alfredo: I hate CybthaiBehat'n June 01, 2020
Anonymous 3 years ago
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket… You can hide, but you can’t run.
Insta : @itsszaksantos 2 years ago
What do you call a disabled Asian? Sum Ting Wong
Anonymous 3 years ago
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Computer
Anonymous 6 years ago
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
Girlfriend
Anonymous 3 years ago
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
Anonymous 3 years ago
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile.
Anonymous 3 years ago
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? – You make a seizure salad.
diedieideidieidieddie gaygaygayagya w dont love you hope you hola como estat no nvm noot die
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket… You can hide, but you can’t run.
Insta : @itsszaksantos 2 years ago
What do you call a disabled Asian? Sum Ting Wong
Anonymous 3 years ago
Why can’t blind people eat fish? Because it’s sea food.
Computer
Anonymous 6 years ago
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.
Girlfriend
Anonymous 3 years ago
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she’d come crawling back to me.
Anonymous 3 years ago
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile.
Anonymous 3 years ago
What do you do with epileptic lettuce? – You make a seizure salad.
diedieideidieidieddie gaygaygayagya w dont love you hope you hola como estat no nvm noot die
naina: die mart
martiy'cel: ok den
cybthia: u a legbenese i hope you cono
behat'nu:yuck i hu i am legbenese
martiy'cel: ok den
cybthia: u a legbenese i hope you cono
behat'nu:yuck i hu i am legbenese
by Alfredo: I hate CybthaiBehat'n June 11, 2020