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diablo

Possibly the best video game in exhistance. If you ever find yourself sucked into it, be sure to promptly and efficently uninstall the game and lose the cd key. You may experience withdrawl, but it is worth it in the end. The best remedy for the withdrawl symptoms is lots of porn and an avoidance of large, red orbs.
Damn, I wish I could play Diablo with you guys, but I lost my cd-key! I'll just have to go home and masturbate.
by Alfonzo March 8, 2005
mugGet the diablomug.

blockbuster and bang

Like Netflix and Chill, but for the early 2000s. The act of renting a movie/show from Blockbuster, and having it play on the background during sexual intercourse.
Guy 1: yo dude ima bout to blockbuster and bang with mah girl
Guy 2: doooooooope
by Alfonzo June 15, 2016
mugGet the blockbuster and bangmug.

Radical Feminazi

Radical Femenists That do Slam Poetry. Those have said that listening to a Radical Feminazi Slam Poem is equivalent to listening to an Adolf Hitler speech.
Guy 1: Yo dude, have you ever listened to a Hitler speech?
Guy 2: Nigga Hitlers dead. But I sure have listened to a Radical Feminazi Speech
Guy 1: Oh shit, so you have?
by Alfonzo July 4, 2016
mugGet the Radical Feminazimug.

goozle

the act of sticking one's finger in the cleft of the opposite sex's derriere.
Gus tried to goozle every woman who walked in front of him.
by Alfonzo May 8, 2003
mugGet the goozlemug.

bungling the boocesta

the act of shoving cobs of corn up a female's vagina.
Amy: hold on, i'm bungling the boocesta
Clara: omg you do that too? i love the cob in me!
by Alfonzo May 18, 2016
mugGet the bungling the boocestamug.

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