Alfonzo 's definitions

diablo

Possibly the best video game in exhistance. If you ever find yourself sucked into it, be sure to promptly and efficently uninstall the game and lose the cd key. You may experience withdrawl, but it is worth it in the end. The best remedy for the withdrawl symptoms is lots of porn and an avoidance of large, red orbs.

Damn, I wish I could play Diablo with you guys, but I lost my cd-key! I'll just have to go home and masturbate.

by Alfonzo March 8, 2005

blockbuster and bang

Like Netflix and Chill, but for the early 2000s. The act of renting a movie/show from Blockbuster, and having it play on the background during sexual intercourse.

Guy 1: yo dude ima bout to blockbuster and bang with mah girl
Guy 2: doooooooope

by Alfonzo June 15, 2016

Vegan

Someone who slaughters and kills fruits, and vegetables.

The poor carrot had no chance.

by Alfonzo February 11, 2004

Vaping

The reason you're single.

Guy 1: Man I was waiting for this girl outside the restaurant, and when she arrived she saw me Vaping. She blocked my number!
Guy 2: You dumbass bitch! You were Vaping. That's why you're single

by Alfonzo May 29, 2016

Radical Feminazi

Radical Femenists That do Slam Poetry. Those have said that listening to a Radical Feminazi Slam Poem is equivalent to listening to an Adolf Hitler speech.

Guy 1: Yo dude, have you ever listened to a Hitler speech?
Guy 2: Nigga Hitlers dead. But I sure have listened to a Radical Feminazi Speech
Guy 1: Oh shit, so you have?

by Alfonzo July 4, 2016

askhole

That one guy who keeps asking stupid questions, even though he knows he won't get an answer.

guy 1: man this guy is such an askhole!
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1:he kept asking me what the square root of mayonnaise is... what anumber askhole!

by Alfonzo May 30, 2016

dong gargling

The act of putting every part of the male genetalia into ones mouth, during Oral sex. This includes both testicles, as well as the penis.

Guy 1: Yoo I was with this girl last night and she was dong gargling me!
Guy 2: Yooo no way man.

Guy 1: Yeah she had it all in there- The penis and the balls

by Alfonzo May 31, 2016