Mel Gibson used combat coolant to cool off the mortar tubes in the movie We Were Soldiers so he could kill more non-christian vietnamese.
by Alfie The Horndog November 12, 2007
A singer who was tampled to death at a recent Paul Simon concert. Later, Weird Al wrote a parody of the tragedy.
by Alfie The Horndog April 23, 2008
Our high school had a honey of a gym.
by Alfie The Horndog August 16, 2005
Real-life American congressman from the movie "Charlie Wilson's War".
Shadily acquired over a billion dollars of American capital in order to help Osama Bin Laden build his terrorist organization.
Shadily acquired over a billion dollars of American capital in order to help Osama Bin Laden build his terrorist organization.
Charlie Wilson was no hero.
by Alfie The Horndog May 08, 2008
by Alfie The Horndog December 27, 2005
Nordic god of thunder. He's always drinking mead. Carries a hammer that only he can lift. I mean not even the Hulk can lift his hammer.
He was one of the main characters in Dougas Adams novel, The Long Dark Tea Time Of The Soul.
His one flaw is that he is a bit homophobic and always wears an asgard when he is around Greeks... especially Hercules.
He was one of the main characters in Dougas Adams novel, The Long Dark Tea Time Of The Soul.
His one flaw is that he is a bit homophobic and always wears an asgard when he is around Greeks... especially Hercules.
Thor was flying around one day when he saw this "girl". He appraoched her under the guise of a human and he started having anal sex with her. After seven days of this, Thor removed his human disguise and revealed himself as the god of thunder and proudly announced "I AM THOR!".
The girl then revealed that she was actually a bloke and told him "You're thor? I'm tho thor I can't thit". Needless to say that ever since that day Thor has been a bit of a homophobe.
The girl then revealed that she was actually a bloke and told him "You're thor? I'm tho thor I can't thit". Needless to say that ever since that day Thor has been a bit of a homophobe.
by Alfie The Horndog March 23, 2007
Cartoon mystery TV show for kids. The "gang" travel around in a colorfully painted van called "The Mystery Machine" solving puzzles.
The gang consist of a talking dog named Scooby Doo, a hippy named Shaggy, a short brainiac named Thelma and two others whose names escape me.
There was also an annoying puppy introduced into the series named "Scrappy Doo", evidentally placed there to try to extend the target audience to toddlers.
As a young boy I figured out early on that nine times out of ten the bad guy was the first person the gang met.
The cartoon were made into two partly non-animated movies. The first one featured the great Rowan Atkinson.
The gang consist of a talking dog named Scooby Doo, a hippy named Shaggy, a short brainiac named Thelma and two others whose names escape me.
There was also an annoying puppy introduced into the series named "Scrappy Doo", evidentally placed there to try to extend the target audience to toddlers.
As a young boy I figured out early on that nine times out of ten the bad guy was the first person the gang met.
The cartoon were made into two partly non-animated movies. The first one featured the great Rowan Atkinson.
Me: Oh I see you're watching Scooby Doo. I'll bet the bad guy is the first person they met.
My Sister: No way. The first person they met was a cop.
At the end of the show:
Me: See... I told you it was the cop!
My Sister: No way. The first person they met was a cop.
At the end of the show:
Me: See... I told you it was the cop!
by Alfie The Horndog April 07, 2007