Definitions by Alexander Sedler

Dumbfuck 

A person so stupid they are incapable of completing the action of sexual intercourse

"You are a dumbfuck"

Dumbfuck by Alexander Sedler October 29, 2003

BFFL 

Best Friends For Life

"After having a friendship for 40 years Mary and Sharon consider each other BFFL's"

BFFL by Alexander Sedler October 29, 2003

Closet Tommy 

A male who engages with another male in sexual activity but is still considered hetero

"Even though Pierre had sex with David he was striaght and a Closet Tommy"

Closet Tommy by Alexander Sedler October 29, 2003

Asswiper 

A person who is a such a kiss up to a boss or bosses they'd go so far as to wipe their bosses ass to show their dedication

"The reason Peter got the promotion over Tom is because Peter is an Asswiper"

Asswiper by Alexander Sedler October 29, 2003

Guttersnipe

A poor child who lives in the gutters

"Since Katherine's parents abandoned her she has lived as a guttersnipe in the streets of New York City"

Guttersnipe by Alexander Sedler October 29, 2003

Miss Lonely Heart

A woman who is so desperate for a relationship she will invent a man for her to have an imaginary relationship with.

"Susan was a Miss Lonely Heart and created a man named Ted for her to date"

Miss Lonely Heart by Alexander Sedler October 29, 2003

Passioncide 

Commiting suicide due to stress caused of rejected love

"When Marc was rejected by Emilia for true love he commited Passioncide by shooting himself in the brain"

Passioncide by Alexander Sedler October 29, 2003