Alex the ham's definitions

barfight!!!

A punk band from mattishall. With a vocalist who has never seen music.

oh that was as good as a barfight!!!

by Alex the ham February 25, 2008

Analology

A religion devoted to the love making act of anal penetration, invented in the late 60s by one referred to as Bailidge.

Yo bitch-lover i fancy converting to analology, i could do with some of that bum lovin'.

by Alex the ham April 11, 2008

pisshit

1 when you piss out runny turd from your penis.2 This is also used as a swear when things go wrong.

1 i pisshited all over yo mama!
2 OHH PISSHIT!!

by Alex the ham February 25, 2008

shitpiss

shitpiss is a runny turd that usually catches you off guard with its speed, also see pissshit.

i just had a shitpiss all over the wall.

by Alex the ham February 25, 2008

posh wank

When a person masturbates with their pinky finger out as if drinking tea.

OHH Phillip i love a good posh wank what,what

by Alex the ham February 26, 2008