Definitions by Alex Stockwell

Matzo fever 

A sexual obsession with the Jewish people, the same way many guys are obsessed with Asian chicks.

Some common causes of Matzo fever:

* Natalie Portman
* Maggie Gyllenhaal
* Sarah Silverman
* Judy Greer
* Rachel Weisz
* Melanie Laurent(since Inglourious Basterds)
* Leelee Sobieski

Matzo fever by Alex Stockwell July 18, 2010

Judy Greer 

Jewish-American actress, best known for such movies as The Specials, The Hebrew Hammer, The Village(unfortunately), and Adaptation, and a number of TV shows that tend to get canceled before their time, despite being brilliant, most notably Arrested Development. Is also extremely sexy, in that Jewish Princess way.

Dude, rent What Planet Are You From! Judy Greer gets naked in it, and she has the most amazing body!

Judy Greer by Alex Stockwell July 18, 2010

cooking alarm 

Nickname for smoke detectors, based on their inability to tell the difference between a fire and someone cooking.

I was fixing a steak, and the cooking alarm went off. Fire department came and everything.

cooking alarm by Alex Stockwell May 22, 2010

redneck 

The reason so many people are embarassed to be white. The white equivalent of "niggas" as in Chris Rock's bit "Black People vs Niggas"; there's white people, and then there's rednecks, and rednecks have got to go.

While it's true not all douchebags are rednecks, all rednecks are douchebags.

redneck by Alex Stockwell August 29, 2009

Take It Barry 

A sex act where the woman straps on a dildo and sodomizes her man with it. The name comes from a scene in the movie "Zack and Miri Make a Porno".

Yeah, take it! Take it! Take it Barry!

Take It Barry by Alex Stockwell August 18, 2009

guilty jerk 

When you masturbate while thinking of somebody you hate, sometimes a celebrity.

Guy 1: You thought about Lindsay Lohan last night?

Guy 2: I know, I hate myself.

And now, because it won't work without it, guilty jerk.

guilty jerk by Alex Stockwell July 31, 2009

porn hot 

Any chick who you would never fuck, but wouldn't mind seeing in a porno movie.

She's all scrawny and leathery; there's no way I'd fuck her, but if I saw her in a porno I'd jerk off so hard. I guess you could say she's porn hot.

porn hot by Alex Stockwell July 27, 2009