Alex Stockwell's definitions

wplj

A doo wop song, originally by the Four Deuces, then covered by the Mothers of Invention. WPLJ stands for White Port and Lemon Juice, and the lyrics are about what a tasty concoction this is.

I say WPLJ, really taste good to me
WPLJ, won't you take a drink with me
Well, it's a good good wine
It really make you feel so fine
(So fine, so fine, so fine)

by Alex Stockwell July 15, 2007

White Stripes

Awesome rock band from Detroit made up of the world's sexiest drummer and her ex-husband.

Somebody's screaming
Looking at the ceiling
Everything's so funny
I don't have any money
People don't even know me
But they know how to show me

Why can't you be nicer to me?

-White Stripes, Why Can't You Be Nicer To Me

by Alex Stockwell October 19, 2010

compassionate conservative

A big, steaming pile of bullshit.

Watch where you step out in that pasture, don't wanna get compassionate conservative on your shoes.

by Alex Stockwell May 25, 2007

Hadley's Law

Similar to Godwin's Law, this states that the longer a debate on comedy goes on, the more likely one person will compare the other's sense of humor to Seltzer and Frieberg, aka Seltzerberg. Named for Internet radio personality Josh Hadley(Lost in the Static, Radiodrome), who tends to do this a lot.

"Dude, you liked that movie? It's like Seltzer and Frieberg!"

"Dude, you know you just confirmed Hadley's Law?"

by Alex Stockwell August 23, 2012

porn hot

Any chick who you would never fuck, but wouldn't mind seeing in a porno movie.

She's all scrawny and leathery; there's no way I'd fuck her, but if I saw her in a porno I'd jerk off so hard. I guess you could say she's porn hot.

by Alex Stockwell July 27, 2009

straight up Sith

When someone uses an absolutist tone where it doesn't belong, like when talking about movies. A reference to the line from Revenge of the Sith; "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."

"Did you see that Last Jedi review that just went up?"
"Yeah, but I'm not watching it. That reviewer can be straight up Sith sometimes."

by Alex Stockwell December 20, 2018

fist related teeth disorder

A phrase coined by the character Lister on the British TV show "Red Dwarf". Used as a threat.

I didn't get a chance to tell you earlier, but earlier today I discovered Mr. Rimmer is suffering from a stress related nervous disorder.

When I get done with him, he's gonna be suffering from a fist related teeth disorder!

by Alex Stockwell April 17, 2009