blue ribbon committee

Political slang for "What are you gonna do about it?"

I will be putting together a blue ribbon committee consisting of myself and Miss Childs.

by Alex Stockwell April 01, 2009

chubby chaser

A guy who doesn't subscribe to the notion that women are only attractive if they look like mummified corpses.

What are you, some kind of chubby chaser?

If I can call you a necrophiliac, than yes.

by Alex Stockwell December 04, 2007

Paris Hilton

Ugly, scrawny, stupid cunt who the media wants us to think is sexy, due to one of her ancestors getting into the business of renting rooms which, much like Paris herself, are often completely coated in semen.

The next guy who says he wants to fuck Paris Hilton, I'm gonna stab him in the eye with one of those pens that you click the tip in and out.

by Alex Stockwell September 27, 2008

metro-lesbian

The reverse of metrosexual, a straight woman who dresses and wears her hair like a lesbian.

Good lord, does that metro-lesbian looks get me hot!

by Alex Stockwell May 18, 2017

T-Rex dick

When a really big guy has a large cock, but it looks small due to his over-all size, much like T-Rex's arms.

My cock is seven inches, but I'm 6'7", so it looks kinda dinky. I have a T-Rex dick.

by Alex Stockwell April 23, 2008

incest

An act that is apparently less blasphemous than homosexuality, according to millions of Southerners.

I would commit incest before I fucked a guy!

by Alex Stockwell December 04, 2007

black wigger

A black person who acts so over-the-top stereotypical, you'd swear he was white.

Hey, check out the black wigger! Could he be any more stereotypical?

by Alex Stockwell January 29, 2019