48 definitions by Alex Stockwell

A comical way of implying that the way someone is at the moment is the way they are all the time.
"Hey, I think Joe's drunk."

"No clue there."
by Alex Stockwell January 16, 2008
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Snide way of saying a woman isn't a natural blonde, implying she bleaches her hair.
What do you use in your hair, Clorox shampoo?
by Alex Stockwell July 27, 2007
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Similar to a handjob, a sleevejob is when you rub someone's genitals with some kind of cloth or fabric between your hand and their privates, like doing it with long sleeves, hence, a sleevejob. Because of the friction from the cloth, the resulting orgasm can be very intense.
"How'd you get in here?"
"Oh, I have my ways."
"Yeah, I'll bet you gave the guard a sleevejob!"
The Firesign Theatre, "Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers"
by Alex Stockwell September 1, 2006
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The reverse of metrosexual, a straight woman who dresses and wears her hair like a lesbian.
Good lord, does that metro-lesbian looks get me hot!
by Alex Stockwell May 19, 2017
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When a good actor is forced to star in a bad movie due to needing a lot of money fast, ie. sudden big tax bill.
How the hell did the Oogieloves movie get so many great actors?

Looks like the IRS Casting Agency had a hand.
by Alex Stockwell September 9, 2012
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Jewish-American actress, best known for such movies as The Specials, The Hebrew Hammer, The Village(unfortunately), and Adaptation, and a number of TV shows that tend to get canceled before their time, despite being brilliant, most notably Arrested Development. Is also extremely sexy, in that Jewish Princess way.
Dude, rent What Planet Are You From! Judy Greer gets naked in it, and she has the most amazing body!
by Alex Stockwell July 18, 2010
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When a really big guy has a large cock, but it looks small due to his over-all size, much like T-Rex's arms.
My cock is seven inches, but I'm 6'7", so it looks kinda dinky. I have a T-Rex dick.
by Alex Stockwell April 23, 2008
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