Alex Stockwell's definitions

porn hot

Any chick who you would never fuck, but wouldn't mind seeing in a porno movie.

She's all scrawny and leathery; there's no way I'd fuck her, but if I saw her in a porno I'd jerk off so hard. I guess you could say she's porn hot.

by Alex Stockwell July 27, 2009

guilty jerk

When you masturbate while thinking of somebody you hate, sometimes a celebrity.

Guy 1: You thought about Lindsay Lohan last night?

Guy 2: I know, I hate myself.

And now, because it won't work without it, guilty jerk.

by Alex Stockwell July 31, 2009

Take It Barry

A sex act where the woman straps on a dildo and sodomizes her man with it. The name comes from a scene in the movie "Zack and Miri Make a Porno".

Yeah, take it! Take it! Take it Barry!

by Alex Stockwell August 18, 2009

NAMGLA

Short for North American Man Gun Love Association. A joke name for the National Rifle Association, or NRA.

Hey, who's in charge of NAMGLA now that Chuck Heston's dead?

by Alex Stockwell July 6, 2009

redneck

The reason so many people are embarassed to be white. The white equivalent of "niggas" as in Chris Rock's bit "Black People vs Niggas"; there's white people, and then there's rednecks, and rednecks have got to go.

While it's true not all douchebags are rednecks, all rednecks are douchebags.

by Alex Stockwell August 29, 2009

T-Rex dick

When a really big guy has a large cock, but it looks small due to his over-all size, much like T-Rex's arms.

My cock is seven inches, but I'm 6'7", so it looks kinda dinky. I have a T-Rex dick.

by Alex Stockwell April 23, 2008

Lancer

In the classic Five Man Band in fiction, the Lancer is the second string to the Hero, who often has the opposite personality to him. The best known example would be Han Solo, who is the Lancer to Luke Skywalker's hero.

Don't think of yourself as my second banana, think of yourself as my Lancer.

by Alex Stockwell December 26, 2010