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pulling a dubya

To pretend to be stupid to get people to drop their guard, as many liberals(ie. Patton Oswalt) suspect President Bush of doing.
Patton Oswalt on "pulling a dubya": Bush isn't stupid, he's evil. There's a difference. When he talks about bombing Iraq, he's really eloquent and poetic, but when he talks about actually caring about another human being, that's when he tends to say things like "It's hard to put food on your family".
by Alex Stockwell June 28, 2007
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incest

An act that is apparently less blasphemous than homosexuality, according to millions of Southerners.
I would commit incest before I fucked a guy!
by Alex Stockwell December 4, 2007
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black wigger

A black person who acts so over-the-top stereotypical, you'd swear he was white.
Hey, check out the black wigger! Could he be any more stereotypical?
by Alex Stockwell January 29, 2019
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Lancer

In the classic Five Man Band in fiction, the Lancer is the second string to the Hero, who often has the opposite personality to him. The best known example would be Han Solo, who is the Lancer to Luke Skywalker's hero.
Don't think of yourself as my second banana, think of yourself as my Lancer.
by Alex Stockwell December 26, 2010
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IRS Casting Agency

When a good actor is forced to star in a bad movie due to needing a lot of money fast, ie. sudden big tax bill.
How the hell did the Oogieloves movie get so many great actors?

Looks like the IRS Casting Agency had a hand.
by Alex Stockwell September 9, 2012
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compassionate conservative

Watch where you step out in that pasture, don't wanna get compassionate conservative on your shoes.
by Alex Stockwell May 25, 2007
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White Stripes

Awesome rock band from Detroit made up of the world's sexiest drummer and her ex-husband.
Somebody's screaming
Looking at the ceiling
Everything's so funny
I don't have any money
People don't even know me
But they know how to show me

Why can't you be nicer to me?

-White Stripes, Why Can't You Be Nicer To Me
by Alex Stockwell October 19, 2010
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