Alex Stockwell's definitions

rimshot

When a guy pulls out during doggy-style, and cums all over the chick's asshole.

Facials and creampies are great, but for me, nothing's better than a good rimshot.

by Alex Stockwell March 14, 2018

fantasy sports

An activity engaged in by fat, sweaty jocks with no sex drive, that somehow makes them less pathetic than sci-fi fans who go to conventions and bone geek-chicks.

My wife has been boning the mailman, but I don't care, more time for me to play my fantasy sports.

by Alex Stockwell September 22, 2007

porn hot

Any chick who you would never fuck, but wouldn't mind seeing in a porno movie.

She's all scrawny and leathery; there's no way I'd fuck her, but if I saw her in a porno I'd jerk off so hard. I guess you could say she's porn hot.

by Alex Stockwell July 27, 2009

Hadley's Law

Similar to Godwin's Law, this states that the longer a debate on comedy goes on, the more likely one person will compare the other's sense of humor to Seltzer and Frieberg, aka Seltzerberg. Named for Internet radio personality Josh Hadley(Lost in the Static, Radiodrome), who tends to do this a lot.

"Dude, you liked that movie? It's like Seltzer and Frieberg!"

"Dude, you know you just confirmed Hadley's Law?"

by Alex Stockwell August 23, 2012

balloon dick

When your dick is small and pathetic looking in it's normal state, but when hard is like having a two by four in your pants.

I should let you know right now, I have a balloon dick.

by Alex Stockwell November 5, 2006

republicans

A bunch of mindless jerks who will be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

Are you telling me you're one of those uptight, blood-sucking republicans? Get against the wall!

by Alex Stockwell November 25, 2006

straight up Sith

When someone uses an absolutist tone where it doesn't belong, like when talking about movies. A reference to the line from Revenge of the Sith; "Only a Sith deals in absolutes."

"Did you see that Last Jedi review that just went up?"
"Yeah, but I'm not watching it. That reviewer can be straight up Sith sometimes."

by Alex Stockwell December 20, 2018