Definitions by Alex Smith

Jack mosey 

An extremely sexy guy that is always happy. Always has a smile on his face. He will be one of the funniest people you will ever meet. If you do meet him your lucky

Hey Linda your such a jack mosey

Jack mosey by Alex smith May 24, 2013

diddly squat

Squatting to poop, like in the woods

Oh man I just diddly squatted in the woods

diddly squat by Alex Smith May 13, 2005

Monster Mash 

Masturbating. Flicking off. Jerkin' off. Fucking yourself. Whatever you call it

After seeing that hot girl I did the Monster Mash

Monster Mash by Alex Smith May 13, 2005

laep 

liam allen eats poo

originating from his breath smelling of shit hence caused by eating it.

liam allen is a fat greasy smelly bastard and eats poo

laep by alex smith January 25, 2005

bockwurst 

a sausage ressembling a rubber willy

willies floating in brine in the supermarket

bockwurst by alex smith January 25, 2005

Psyched 

Teh ubercool person. Too good for you. You don't even have the coolness to be looking at this. Go find something else to do with your time, losah.

Damn, that guy's login is Psyched! Man, he's cool.

Psyched by Alex Smith December 19, 2004

Munga 

Adjective (mar-ng-ar)
- The act of being openly homosexual
- Rough or Rugged (see Rough)

At the Mardigra we partake in many acts of a munga nature

Munga by Alex Smith March 3, 2004