laep

liam allen eats poo

originating from his breath smelling of shit hence caused by eating it.

liam allen is a fat greasy smelly bastard and eats poo

by alex smith January 25, 2005

Laep

Laep,A mythial creature that lives in the marshland near rivers of the East Midlands of the UK rarely seen, althought said to look like a cross between a dog and porcupine with human blood.
Laepi,Plural form
Laepist, to be offensive about Leaps
Laeper, a Laep hunter/spotter
Laeping, to hunt/spot Laeps

Did you hear what happened to Tom at the weekend? He went Laeaping and said he found a Laep.

by Dom Crimp January 25, 2005