literary

Another word for a high school english teacher, or a university humanties professor. Used commonly amongst politcians, in order to segment them as a minority group.

John Howard: "I'm rather - acquainted with the - literaries at the - University of - Canberra."

Kim Beazely: "I sincerely doubt that, prime minister, as there is no longer a University of Canberra since you proposed the bill in question last month!"

John Howard: "......."

Kim Beazely: "I'm sorry prime minister? What was that?"

John Howard: "......this man is - trying to corrupt me!"

Kim Beazely: "Oh, god!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 01, 2005

almond rocks

Noun. Socks. Cockney rhyming slang, often shortened to almonds.

"Wearing black almonds underneath those babies, guvna?"

by Alex Quantashassle February 13, 2005

prevention

A synonym of contraception.

"Hey, byatch! Youse got protection on yer bling bling?"

by Alex Quantashassle May 27, 2005

dean

A friend of yours who thinks he's superior to everyone, but has many inadequacies.

"I just programmed Netscape in Perl! Bow to me, people."
"Aaah, Zac, yer such a dean!"

by Alex Quantashassle May 27, 2005

terrain

A way to describe someone you have slept with. That person is your terrain.

"Julie? Yep, she's my terrain.

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

select

Adjective. To be classy; of quality. Applies to people and objects alike. Widely used.

"Man, that girl is select!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

Barstardhole

A merging of the two terms 'barstard' and 'arsehole'. If someone calls you a barstardhole, then you got em so angry that they're stammering.

"You liar, you-you-you... barstardhole!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005