Alex Quantashassle's definitions

awlarse

Noun. A contemptible person. Also auldarse, allarse. Possibly from old arse. (Merseyside British use)

"You can be such an awlarse at times!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005

skooj

A contemptable individual. (i.e. someone you don't like). Suburban slang.

"My teacher's a skooj! He always keeps us in!"
"Indeed."

by Alex Quantashassle July 5, 2005

any road

Adv. Synonym of 'anyway'. Also spelt anyroad. Northern British use

"Anyroad, did you see the old codger with the speckled bangers? Blimey!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

per

How people say the name of my hometown when they can't pronounce the 'th' sound. It has become a bit of a cultural statement round these parts.

"I think I'll go vacation in Per'."
"Go see a speech therapist dude."

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

allocation

Noun. Term used amongst organised drug dealers. It means the territory which they have been given to spread the drugs around. Very commonly used in suburban England and Australia.

"12 ks of coke, my friend."
"Oh yeah? I suppose your allocation's Armadale then."
"Spot on!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

verify

Army slang. To check to legitmacy of intelligence given.

"Double-oh-H Gondo, we got some blue cheese that we need Jumunji to verify."

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

arse over kettle

Phrs. Fall over. Also 'arse over tea kettle'.

"I was just strolling along the lino when, alluvasudden, I tripped over one of the ankle-biters' toys and fell arse over kettle!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005