apeth

Noun. A pet name for a silly person. A shortening of daft apeth. Apeth, derived from haypneeworth (half a penny's worth) but pronounced ha'p'orth. (British)

"Oh, Jake. You're such an apeth when it comes to patching trousers!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

installing

installing, is the act of sticking the male sex organ into the female sex organ. Thus, INSTALLING it inside the girl.

"My Limewire is currently being installed into your system!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

llafl

Laughing Like A Fucking Lunatic.

"...and then they made me their chief."
"Llafl!"

by Alex Quantashassle May 28, 2005

todgers out!

A word to use when rushing into something, or describing someone rushing into something.

"We're gonna jump, todgers out, into one helluva bad situation!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 03, 2005

files

Noun. Your files are/is your police record. Used by young people and crooks.

"Hey amigo, how are your files looking?"
"Clean, hombre, clean."

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

anal cavity opening

A polite way of saying 'arsehole'.

"Joe, you're cheating with my wife! You anal cavity opening!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005

toad stool

The bizarre sexual act of squatting like a toad and relieving yourself on your partner.

"Jess did the toad stool on me last night."
"Eww."

by Alex Quantashassle May 29, 2005