Alex Quantashassle's definitions

llafl

Laughing Like A Fucking Lunatic.

"...and then they made me their chief."
"Llafl!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005

murray

A way to describe a scungy bystander. Developed from the characteristics of the Murray river in Sydney (scungy).

"Tommy's a bit of a murray, donchathink?"
"Yeah, I guess so."

by Alex Quantashassle June 25, 2005

goodfry

A ridiculous, yet dignified version of 'goodbye', used frequently by Tom Baker while he narrated Little Britain.

"Well it's been alot of fun, hasn't it? If you enjoyed this series of Little Britain, and you happen to see me on the street, you might like to come up to me and run your hands up the inside of my leg. Goodfry!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 9, 2005

toad stool

The bizarre sexual act of squatting like a toad and relieving yourself on your partner.

"Jess did the toad stool on me last night."
"Eww."

by Alex Quantashassle June 3, 2005

absobloodylutely

Adv. Absolutely. Usually spoken with forced gusto. Popular amongst males (and possibly females) in suburban Australia.

"Want a beer, Dave?"
"Absobloodylutely!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

bacon sarnie

Noun. Pakistani. British Rhyming slang.

"That bloke who lives up the road is a bacon sarnie, iznee."

"Does it matter?"

by Alex Quantashassle August 28, 2005

scoog

1. to scoog, to selfishly put someone down. Frequently involves objects being thrown.

2. to scoog, to clean all the dog turd off the lawn.

1 "Hey, man! What are you scooging me like that for???"

2. "Jim, get off your arse and go scoog the lawn!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005