Ganjelf

Ganjelf is a old, ecentric, high off his face, pot smoking, ameture wizard.

after failing in his acting career ganjelf deals pot and carrys out strange and bizzare experments about his woodland home at a disclosed location.
WIIIIIZARD!!!!!!!!!!!!! fa zub zub zub fuzuzbab
by alex May 11, 2004
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hash bash

After my hash bash, I laid down on the floor and started cooing like a baby.
by alex November 23, 2004
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cheese grater

when you put your nuts in a girls mouth and beat off on her forehead or chest while she chews on your nuts
Bob: Dude Sally gave me a sloppy cheese grater
Ted:Sweet dude!
by Alex April 27, 2004
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brutalitised

A presence of being in which a person (the dumpee) feels the proverbial "burn" of said dumpedness. Also known as "Oh gutted, al" syndrome.
"I don't mean to bitch about it, but the only thing he had going for him in the bedroom was the TV."
"Oh man, he just got brutalitised!"

- Ex girlfriend and pals.
by Alex October 21, 2004
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sharking

The act of nibbling or chewing on a person's (girl's) nipples or breasts. It can also be used to descrive such an act occuring in other area.

Often refered to in 1970's sex ed. books as the next dangerous step after "heavy petting" when making out.
"It was all good until I started sharking her and she got all 'Ow! Ow! your hurting me!' and stuff..."
by Alex January 21, 2004
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kumquat

1) someone who is brain dead

2) someone who makes illogical decisions
fuck off you kumquat!
by Alex April 02, 2003
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Smidge

A person, usualy female, short in stature, but large in heart. Also, smidges are usually very beautiful.
My smidge is the sweetest person I know
by Alex February 12, 2005
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