Alex 's definitions

back door commando

one who is thirsting for anal sex usually homo-erotic males.

Two backdoor commandos raided my home and my Ass!

by Alex August 9, 2003

big cheeseburger

A juicy delicacy from Jack in the Box.

Katy got jizzed on her shirt by the big cheeseburger from Jack in the Cack.

by Alex June 18, 2006

new baby

a baby just born implying that it is indeed new and not like the old baby- where is that thing?

let me hold the new baby while i step on the old one.

by alex December 28, 2003

bag

to "get" a guy/girl, as in to hook up with, go out with, make one's own. it is more common for a guy to bag a girl.

"I bet I could bag her."

by aLEx September 29, 2004

scood

The crusty ring around the anus formed when showering is not an option, or when you're just dirty.

You dirty scood licking freak.

by Alex March 5, 2005

loan officer

a guy who gets frequently turned down for dates, then watches the girl hit it off with a more popular guy

"Damn, lost another loan to Ditech!"

by Alex March 28, 2003

MP5

Weapon commonly used by Special forces, SWAT teams, and urban assault groups. Commonly in video games. A 9mm sub-machine gun, manufacterd by Hechler and Koch (H&K). SWAT teams use this during busts.

Most the SWAT have MP5's so its not a good idea to resist them without a sub-machinegun or high powered rifle.

by alex May 3, 2003