Alex's definitions

bike

Someone that's shagged almost everyone in the neighbourhood.

Kerry is the village bike. Everyone's had a ride on her!

by Alex February 13, 2004

skata

The most commonly used word in greece, along with "malakas".
Also used to define food flavor.

Ase re malaka... Skata egina xtes me tis retsines.

by Alex February 16, 2005

V-Chip

wasted technology because
a. Nobody knows how to use it
b. Nobody really cares

by Alex April 6, 2003

jelly bracelets

here's what they mean where im from

yellow-hugging
purple-anal sex
silver-masturbate
red-lap dance(extreme breaking means aral to a girl
blue- BJ
black-screwing
white-flashing your tits
pink-flashing
glittery yellow-hug and kissing
clear-whatever snapper wants
green-outdoor sex/hugs
orange-kiss
glow in the dark-using sex toys
gold glittery-makeout

they all have a meaning, but i dont care for them. i let my friend snap one off me and we just laughed about it. its not like your going to hell for not fucking eachothers brains out

look around bitch, there is broken black bracelets everywhere! well did somebody screw where you're standing? if u had to follow what happend i wouldve lost my virginity and screw 2 ppl today!

by Alex April 15, 2004

supradistort

a really koo guy wit a tight ass supra datz not all distorted, like distorted as in white pplz dunno how the fuck how to soup up imports cuz dere white

Supradistort is a word.

by Alex March 7, 2003

pink slip

or Pussy, cunt, vagina, sideways sloppy joe (sideways taco), tuna cassarole, box, muff,

i'd like to stick it in her pink slip

by Alex May 13, 2005

Badnarik

Sometimes Michael Badnarik; a person (always male) who approaches people at parties to discuss Ayn Rand and talk about how he will be very rich in the near future.

Badnariks tend to form in adolescence, and generally grow into Republicans in adulthood. If you see a Barnarik above the age of 19, DO NOT APPROACH. He will, if cornered, spout over-simplifications and pithy-but-meaningless rhetoric.

Badnariks tend to be members of the comfortable middle-class created by post-WWII expansion of government and progressive tax policy.

"Dude, Pete's all right, but his roommate's totally a Barnarik -- when he found out I've never read 'The Fountainhead', I had to get the hell out of there.

by Alex February 12, 2005