Alex's definitions

NERDUS

The mountain on abandonded closer to the terrorist side on the left

"Caution", said Zell, "the terrorist is on nerdus".

by Alex August 13, 2004

townie

Townies are the scum of this earth they have the i.q of my goldfish and wear clothes not even worth looking at!There normal inhabitance is in your local town/vill innit!Where they spend their day trying to get their ass kicked by normal people!If you like burberry enough and support crappy nova cars and wear argos jewelry you are most definitley a townie.They have mastered their unique and rubbish language which involves words such as "come on then" and "innit" and "his missus has got a "nova gti" and also due to their incredible thickness they insist on insulting by swearing! remember they are the lowest lifeform on this planet do not fall down to their level become something worth doing!
townie and chav's think they are well ard

townies and chavs think they are well ard

by Alex January 5, 2005

Muscle

Someone paid or in service to protect and/or do the physical hardships of another.

"Joe's got a hired muscle outside his bar"

by Alex April 28, 2003

pabst blue ribbon

Chuck Mclain's back sweat!

Getting me a Pabst! YARRR!

by Alex February 14, 2005

Quaker

A fuckable slut that was at one point in time a man; a transexual

I cant believe you had sex wit dat quaker.

by Alex November 15, 2004

0wnz0rz

A game you play with friends or loved ones.

1. "Hey d00d let's go play a game of 0wnz0rz and watch Teh Dead Zone!!1"

by Alex January 27, 2003

democracy

One man, one vote, no chance.

by Alex June 30, 2003