by alex May 23, 2005
"An air borne parasitic pathogen which infects the host and causes the host to have an "ungodly" craving to grope the crotch of young boys"
"The priest came down with a bad case of Shandonitis and had to be contained in order to keep him away from the crotch of Kevin the young Alter boy"
by Alex October 27, 2002
Retarded rapper, too lazy to open his mouth when he "raps", all "songs" sound the same, tracks that don't sound the same have samples copied from some other rapper, every teenager from st albans buys his albums and i'm still trying to discover why, seeing as he is a talentless piece of crap. He also got shot 9 times. Shows how much people like him.
a--argh! i got such a headache
b--don't worry that's just 50 cent
a--but i like 50 cent.
b--you do not like and will never like 50 shit.
b--don't worry that's just 50 cent
a--but i like 50 cent.
b--you do not like and will never like 50 shit.
by alex December 28, 2005
The longest real word in the English language. It is a lung disease caused by the inhalation of fine silica dust.
by alex March 01, 2005
A woman who looks incredibly tasty when one is pissed at 2 in the morning, but the thought of whom turns one's stomach in the sober light of day.
by Alex January 19, 2004