shitass

a horrible situation or character who has enetered itself into a position beyond the realm of savior, a soul or event who is lost to fecal decay

Oh shitass, my sailboat got hit by a big goddam lightning bolt and my wife and erector set are stuck inside.

by Alex February 19, 2003

:3

A symbol meant to represent the cat face made by anime characters when they say something clever, or sarcastic, or are commenting on something cute.

"Isn't it just adorable? :3"

by Alex September 28, 2003

loves the cock

A light and friendly term used to describe individuals who more commonly desire the male of the species.

Peter loves the cock!

by Alex September 22, 2003

woad

Name of a flower that yields a blue coloured ink. Also can be used to describe facepainting that was used by the scots. (think Braveheart here)

Woads are beautiful flowers.
Mel Gibson's woad along with the skirt he was wearing made him look like a fruitcake in Braveheart.

by Alex January 22, 2004

first base

Snogging / Making Out / French Kissing

Amy and Jack went to First Base at the movies last night.

by Alex February 13, 2004

going steady

When you've been going out with one person for a considerable length of time.

(Often used on Saved By The Bell.)

Dom and I have been going steady for almost 7 months now.

by Alex February 13, 2004

Harry and the Potters

A band composed of brothers Paul and Joe, from a town near Boston in Massachusetts. Dedicated to the Harry Potter novels by J K Rowling, the boys formed a rock n' roll band that promotes literacy AND kicks ass. They rock libraries across the nation and write the best songs that could ever possibly be written about playing chess and saving your best friend's sister. Their website is: www.eskimolabs.com/hp

Singing along with a Harry and the Potters song, she droned, "Because I'd rather not talk about your dead. Ex. Boyfriends over coffee."

by Alex November 27, 2004