Alex's definitions

ABC

Number Four. Even the WB's gaining speed on em.

All
Bad
Comedies

by Alex July 12, 2003

running of the bulls

something only real morons would participate in; of course they learn the hard way when a bull decides he's having rump roast for dinner

by Alex July 11, 2003

chonner

n.
one who is frequently the subject of ridicule as a result of him or her embarrassing themselves constantly.

John's friends think he's a chonner because he lights his farts during class.

by Alex July 10, 2003

utopia

1)a place of total perfection made up by deluded religius or political zealots
2)a word plagerized by fruit drink companies
3)where you go when your high

by alex July 8, 2003

chat tard

A person who can't even comprehend what the fuck is going on in the chat room.

(insert name here) is a fucking chat tard

by alex July 7, 2003

new yorker

Someone who has guts, brains, good looks, and the right attitude. Someone who is able to live in the greatest city on the face of the planet, in the center of the world, and enjoy it.

There are two types of Americans: the fat, ingnorant, obnoxious type that the world makes fun of and that lives in hicksville, alabama type of places, and then there is the NEW-YORKER, the one that is actually smart, good-looking, and that controls the world.

by Alex July 7, 2003

weapons of mass deception

a.k.a propaganda,is used to confuse and trick a sum of people into beleiving whoever is spewing propaganda,is how america hides its true colors,george bush's favorite pass time..

do not listen to bush's weapons of mass deception,its fake,why the hell is all of my country listening to him,hes destroying us all,cut that shit out!save america!impeach bush!

by alex July 7, 2003