Alessio Datura's definitions

Ligt

When something is ignited, it becomes ligt.

Damn, that guy has it all.
He sure ligt this party!

by Alessio Datura August 2, 2022

Miscethesia

Miscethesia is when one is pleased by myriad forms, somatically.

I don't have a favorite song, they all please me.
That's miscethesia bro.

by Alessio Datura February 26, 2022

Plumpkin

Of a fat child wearing plum-purple clothes. A joining of a plum and a pumpkin.

Hey plumpkin you're looking mighty today with that smile! Keep it up dear!

by Alessio Datura February 26, 2022

dickritic

a piece o' shite critic who interferes hwence interference is not called for.

OR

a hand puppy for virgins.

"Nice pants, faggot"
"Quit being a dickritic and get back to shaving your nether-back, you piece 'o critic"

"Terrence"
"Yes Philip"
"What's that critic on your lap?"
"Oh, that's my dickritic"

by Alessio Datura January 12, 2022

Romo

Rock out with the moon out

Let's moon!

Nah-brah let'em do the romo!

by Alessio Datura February 3, 2022

Just Punching Tits

Giving females the equivalent to males' "blue balls". Or giving them a yeast infection, if you may.

Hey did you guys hook up last night?
Sure did... but she wouldn't put out and we were just punching tits.

by Alessio Datura February 19, 2022

Dimwit

A 7 watt lamp in an 11 watt socket.

Hey why is the rheostat not reaching full power? Because, you dimwit, the bulb doesn't match the socket.

by Alessio Datura January 16, 2022