Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Alessio Datura

Skirt Smoker

A real Casanova type nowadays with hair gel, cigarette and leather jacket tryna be that Skirt Smoker.

Hey you saw Jimmy?
That Skirt Smoker? Nah he way to smooth for crowds.

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Phobia of sperm from a stranger. Xenospermalphobia is manifested in xenospermalphobics.

Hey wanna try my cum?
No thanks, I'm a xenospermalphobic - I have xenospermalphobia.

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The sheerness frothfulness of beer shaken in a mouth. Foamy.

What's that, eating mentos and drinking Coca-Cola? Yep tryna' make sheer-beer-shake in my mouth for frothfulness.

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The girth of a hose being hoistered and on high. French for fountain of never ending squirting hose.

Look at the fluzz-legirth of that fountain hose!

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Of a fat child wearing plum-purple clothes. A joining of a plum and a pumpkin.

Hey plumpkin you're looking mighty today with that smile! Keep it up dear!

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Miscethesia is when one is pleased by myriad forms, somatically.

I don't have a favorite song, they all please me.
That's miscethesia bro.

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Speaking two forms of English, Bi-English or Bilinguish.

What's that accent gov'na?
Oh I'm Bilinguish, pal.

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