AleX's definitions

bits

refers to male genitalia. commonly used in conjunction with peices

she was all over my bits.
he wanted a go with my bits and peices, i politely told him to sod off.

by alex December 4, 2004

fook

A female mook. Usually a girl that drinks and is in a sorority. Also can be in reference to a combination of a feeb+mook = fook.

Girl: I'm gonna get so wasted tonight! WOOOOOOOOOO!
Me: Stupid fook.

by alex November 30, 2006

George W. Bush

To be a idiot

Total Dumba$$

More retarded and stupid than most dumb and most stupid

Miserable Failure (Check on google.com by entering miserable failure and then clicking on "I'm Feeling Lucky")

George W. Bush is an idiot

George W. Bush is a dumba$$

by Alex April 12, 2004

jiggabling

The thugged out wigger at the park who carries a boom-box and can't talk.

Hey Jiggabling wanna play threes?

by Alex June 4, 2003

Spot the white man

A term used when you're in an area that is full or almost full of dark skinned people.

You know in Blackburn? It's like 'Spot the white man'!

by Alex December 27, 2003

domino table

a smug git who thinks he knows everything, partly coz he does...and hes a robot

damn that dominic is such a stupid tart. wait, ive got an idea, lets go copy his work!

by Alex January 5, 2004

hipster

The modern Bohemians. A mid-twenties person who works at a low paying job, is interested in "Artsy things" Hipsters tend to swarm around the determined "Hipster" part of town, ex. Wicker Park in Chicago. Hipster Ladies should have short hair and wear thrift shop clothes and Male Hipsters should be anemically skinny to let people know that they are poor and cant afford enough food.

When I grow up I want to live in a studio apartment in Wicker Park and work at Starbucks, it would be cool being a Hipster.

by Alex August 11, 2004