by Alex October 20, 2004

by alex September 05, 2003

1. A short or small person who thinks they're cool, and say they can beat you up. Usually a prep or gangsta. If confronted by one, do not attempt to fight, as he will sick his band of mental lackeys to pummel the fuck out of you.
That fucking doublemint Scotty said he was going to beat me up yesterday. What does he think he's gonna do, punch me in the knees?
by Alex October 19, 2004

"Hey dude, why the hell have the Lunachicks not toured in so long?"
"Because you're not fucking worthy."
"Oh."
"Because you're not fucking worthy."
"Oh."
by Alex December 26, 2004

Sam Chazen. Someone who does cross country and has curly blond hair. Enjoys frolicing in peoples assholes, especially large mexican guys.
by Alex November 10, 2003

1. Nothing But Crap
2. Not Best at Comedy
3. Not Big in Cable (especially since they dumped Michael Savage)
2. Not Best at Comedy
3. Not Big in Cable (especially since they dumped Michael Savage)
by Alex July 12, 2003
