Nosaled

when you take a twissler and put it in someones mouth until they gag and without wakeing them up put the twissler in there nose.

Steve:I NOSALED you my friend!
Doug:You got me!

by Alex February 12, 2005

POCAHONTAS

popcorn orange cat anal happy ostrige nostrol tub ass sex!
a type of intercourse whcih involves eating popcorn and oranges while petting a cat up the bum being happy...making noises like ostriges picking ur nostrols in the tub

You perform great POCAHONTAS!!! SO AMAZING!

by Alex June 16, 2003

cockshot

The sound a penis makes just as it's coming, like a gunshot.

"Woah! That was one loud cockshot, I think we woke the neighbours up!"

by Alex December 10, 2003

loan officer

a guy who gets frequently turned down for dates, then watches the girl hit it off with a more popular guy

"Damn, lost another loan to Ditech!"

by Alex March 28, 2003

Maynard James Keenan

Maynard is one of the most talented people ever. He is the lead singer of Tool and A Perfect Circle. If you don't know Maynard, then you're stupid.

What else can I say? He is a god!

by Alex January 07, 2005

Jaco Pastorius

Best bassist ever. Died 1987 in from a beating from a bouncer in a Florida bar after wanting to get on stage because the bassist in the band that was playing sucked. Was in the band Weather Report. Produced several albums, like Black market, this is this, sportin life, domino theory,procession, weather report, night passage, 8:30,mr.gone, heavy weather.

Jaco Pastorius did a gig last night, they are so talented

Jaco Pastorius is the one of the best bassists ever.

by alex June 25, 2003

azzhole

Means the same thing as asshole. but you type azzhole when there is childern in the room

The azzhole keept stalking kellie and me!

by Alex July 22, 2003