AleX's definitions

spiderman

When you are banging a chick from behind, you cum in your hand and spit on her anus, thus making her think you have ejaculated on her, when she turns around you throw that shit at her in a spiderman-esque fashion.

I was banging this bitch, then I pulled a spiderman on her.

by Alex January 18, 2004

BIOS

Computer term: "Basic Input Output System" Stores information about the computer and what it can do. After its done, it passes control to the MBRBoots up like this: "Power" -> "Power Box" -> "BIOS Chip" -> "Hard Drive" -> "Master Boot Record" -> "Operating System"

My BIOS got fried in that storm.

by Alex January 16, 2004

Lunachicks

The Greatest fucking band in the world.

"Hey dude, why the hell have the Lunachicks not toured in so long?"

"Because you're not fucking worthy."

"Oh."

by Alex December 26, 2004

I like you for who you are

What a boy says to a girl when he's pretending he's really into her and doesn't care about looks.

"I'm not with you because you're a size 6 with 36FF boobs. I like you for who you are, Sarah."

by Alex May 29, 2004

beer shits

what one gets from drinking (1) lonestar beer.

damn i got lonestar syndrome! (beershits)

by alex January 17, 2005

savage

something really cool

as an adjective: damn, alex just pulled a savage trick on that wake! or as a noun: damn, alex is a savage.

by alex August 27, 2003

Hollaback Girl

A Cheerleader who hollars in the background which most people ignore. Since you can't ignore Gwen Stefani, she ain't no 'hollaback girl'.

A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just goin' to happen like that
Because I ain't no hollaback girl
I ain't no hollaback girl

by Alex April 11, 2005