Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Albino namekian

MILFitis

The condition of having
an overwhelming desire to have sex with your friends mother. To the point of getting off to her bikini pics.

My god, I’ve got MILFitis for Amber. I wanna pump her full of cum.

To move around a food item in a crude manor. Usually touching the food way too much.

Trey why did you have to handfaggle that damn pizza like that?

Trucks only elitists drive. Runs forever and will never let you down.

"Woah dude did you see that cateye drive by?"

"Yeah dude. Kinda makes me wanna drop my pants."

Someone who cannot pay attention. Because of pure distraction or lack of ability to listen.

"I told you specifically not to buy this brand of bread! Pay some fucking attention Ted Dollins"