Alanax0rz's definitions

lzozlz

Used by illiterate people who type too fast, have cobwebs on their delete key, and smash their head on the keyboard in order to form coherant sentences, lzolz is much like lolz, which is a form of lol, which stands for laughing out loud.

omgogogmgogoggkso i was lieke tolaltlyl shopoplifitign otday!!1111121 lzozlz omfgmzz i am os ocoll!111

by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004

omigosh

See omigod. Much like oh my gosh, this is a shortened, valleygirl way of saying it. It's also relatively like oh my god, but substituting gosh for god, and deleting a few "spare letters". Can also be shortened to omg, or having a useless "z" added to make omgz.

omigosh, you're so illiterate!

by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004

omgz

A spin of "oh my god" or "oh my gosh" with a z on the end, mostly used by illiterate chicks who type only netspeak and sticky caps.

<girl 1>OmGz K sOoOo i InViEtEd BrEnDoN oVa 2 Mi HiZzOuZe N hE gAwT mEh PrEgGiEzZ!!11
<girl 2>OmGzZz!!1!!!!!!!!!!
<girl 1>i NoOo
<girl 2>u KaNt GeT pReGzZ daT mEeNz U WiLL b FaTt eWwWwwWwz
<girl 1>OmGz!!111 i MuZt AsK mOmMiE 4 a AbOrShUn

by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004

doodoohead

Much like shithead or poohead, this is a more childish way to say it, before they realised that they wouldn't get banished to the underworld for swearing. Or saying "poo".

<mother> CLEAN YOUR ROOM, JIMMY!
<jimmy> shut up, you doodoohead!

by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004

yes'm

A shortened version of yes ma'am, much like yessum, though it's even shorter than that. Used by them lazy folk who dang can nay type no good.

<person 1> I want you to fry the vegetables, clean the pantry, and shave your god damn balls.
<person 2> Yes'm.

by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004

;x

A combination of ;) and :x, but used mainly by people who are too lazy to hit the shift key. The lips are sealed, and it's winking conspicously, as saying that it will not speak.

<girl 1> seriously, tell me who you have a crush on!!
<girl 2> never! ;x

OR:

<girlfriend> come on! which slut were you cheating on me with?!
<boyfriend> I can't tell you! She's pregnant! ;x

by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004

oh no

An exclamation of horror and shock, negatively looking at an outcome.

<kid 1> I beat up your little brother, stole his lunch money, and hung him by his neck over a fiery pit of doom.
<kid 2> Oh no!

by Alanax0rz May 23, 2004